Larry Makes Money Off Dannielynn's Crossed Eyes


Dannielynn Hope is about to go under the knife to get her cross-eyed fixed and Larry Birkhead has already promised to not allow cameras in. Page Six reports that Larry has already agreed to let The Insider and Entertainment Tonight into the hospital while DanniHope has her operation. He will reportedly take home $250,000.

Okay, WHO CARES.. Dannielynn's first words, Dannielynn's potty training secrets, UGH. Whoever is stupid enough to watch that CORNY E.T. or The Insider deserves to have to see her entire life unfold. Their narration gives me chills:

"Larry holds Dannielynn's hand, wearing a blue shirt and brown suede jacket as they enter the room where doctors will feverishly work to repair Dannielynn's cross eyes. Dannielynn clutches a pink stuffed kitten as she looks towards the hospital ceiling and seems confused as Larry finishes off his Starbucks that he bought three hours earlier in Santa Monica..." SICKKKKKKK