On a flight from London to L.A., Angelina had swollen feet, a nosebleed and leg cramps before fainting in her seat. "She reminds herself that there are pregnant women who work in the fields for 10 hours a day, and then she feels guilty for even thinking about complaining." Oh, she's so unselfish and saintly. TIP: Eat something. Your kids don't "make you too busy to eat." Give me a break. Heroin makes you too "giddy" to eat though, you self-righteous, bony bitch.
