Lindsay is "AN ARTIST"
"She's an artist and is back on her feet and working. She's on the cover of a respected magazine. How can that be a bad career move? It is not! She was just doing a project connected to someone near and dear to her heart with an amazing photographer. Marilyn Monroe has always been someone close to her heart... Lindsay just wanted to honor this icon she had never met. She wanted to keep Monroe's memory alive."
Lindsay is an ARTIST?! Hahahahahahah!!!!!!! HONOR HER? Is that what she was doing? A PROJECT? Oh... because I thought it was a saggy boobed, chain smoking, self centered, broke ass, beat down Long Island whore posing naked for money. So thanks for clearing that up for all of us, Dina. Your quotes are really convincing and intelligent. Everything you say is so thought provoking and meaningful.
Other deep quotes by Dina Lohan:
"Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe."
"Lindsay gets to work late, OK… She's a human being.
"I’m living the American dream, and people are jealous."
WHO WORE IT BEST? "Nose Edition"
"If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from a Harper’s reporter. (HUH?)
"I don’t want them to know I’m her mom," she said. "It’s a whole ‘nother demographic. People just go dark." (after she tried to put the moves on George Clooney)
"Paris is a really smart girl, and she’s come really far," she told Harper’s. "Paris’ mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can’t blame parents for kids."
"We’re just so misunderstood," she said, adding that herboozing, drug addicted daughter is not an alcoholic. "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in," she said, apparently forgetting that the legal drinking age is 21. "And she’s from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? ‘Let’s give her something.’ "
"Look at MEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan, 44, said (with coke all over her nose) in the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I’m not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta’s going to stick, okay?"
Long Island Skank Dina
"We are not a bunch of screwups," she says.
"Hip" Dina does drugs with "Lindz"
BONUS STORY!
Dina at a Restaurant:
"Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." She was moaning, and everyone was staring."
