Sickening "Housewives" Are Back, New Season Starts Tonight

I Have Never Felt Such Hatred and Disgust

Their PAIN! Spencer is fat now and has pubes on his face!

Okay, whoever is taking these Heidi and Spencer photos, ENOUGH! I've never felt such rage as I do when I see these two posing for pictures, never! It scares me. Here is the talentless skank posing in different poses while she blubbers and cries about how everyone made fun of her Higher video. Then she stood up clutching her CD to cry some more and posed.
Then Spencer consoled her until the photo was taken.

She's wearing a shiny Las Vegas Liberace jacket and purple pumps with mascara running down her fake plastic surgeried ugly face, and Spencer says:
"Eat your hearts out, Madonna and Britney, because Heidi is going to sell millions of records, we got ourselves a gold record here."

In the midst of her FAKE "hysteria," they keep changing positions! Sitting on the curb, standing, then to a prop chair in the bushes, OMG


More like eat your hearts out Paris and Lindsay, because Heidi will sell 17 cd's, which is 2 more than Paris did. God these two are beyond SICKENING.
They NEVER STOP CLUTCHING HER GREAT CD though, the source of ALL THEIR AGONY, sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

He goes on to say, "We're financing the album ourselves on a shoestring budget. IMAGINE THAT! No record label? It's so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We're just heating up the water in the bathtub. It's gonna get hot!"

Paris Hilton Has a Hard Life

Wonky eye wore this CORNY plastic flower garland while out on the town in NYC last week. UGHHHHHHHHH

Multi talented Paris Hilton is pitching a show to networks which would feature a panel of ridiculous slut celebrities whining about how hard it is to be THEM. The show, to be called "Dumb Slut Chit Chat", would include such riveting topics as how horrible the paparazzi are, how to handle rude fans, and, of course, the ever present dangers of STD's. The Chicago Sun Times reports:

Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling -- as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ''The Simple Life'' co-star, Nicole Richie -- together in one big two-hour special sharing ''their side'' of what it's like to be them.

That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.

J.Lo is a MORON

J.Lo thinks she's so cool that even traveling first class isn't good enough for her! According to MSNBC's The Scoop, when she flies, she slips in and out of an airplane STORAGE CLOSET, so that other passengers will think she's going into a super exclusive private lounge.

Now I'm All Caught Up On My Faves

OH. MY. GOD, GROSSSSSSS

Does anyone wear uglier shoes? Nice pants too!

So clingy and unwanted, you can tell he's really "into" her. LOL!

SO STUPID and annoying!!!!

At least her dad is cool

She can't sing, she's corny, she can't dance, she's unnatural, the way she moves her mouth makes me sick, she sucks

UGH

She's So Ugly

Well I guess I haven't posted a pic of this big bony manly tramp for awhile. Nothing like being a really ugly freak and then going around with a big picture of yourself on your shirt. UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Anne Heche is Poor

She should have stayed with Ellen. A L.A. County Superior Court judge has suspended Heche's obligation to pay child support for July. Heche has been forking over $14,798 in monthly support.
In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, "Men In Trees," had gotten the ax. She says since January, "I have been unemployed and had no income....except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."
Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole.

BTW, Anne was spotted at the Malibu Beach Inn over the weekend. She blew $30 on appetizers, not including tip.

Heidi's Private, Intimate Mother's Day

In a stroke of good luck, a photographer was able to capture these candid shots of Heidi and her mom celebrating Mother's Day.. in a public park:

WHO looks at their girlfriend's mother like that? Spencer might want to look into some more believable poses and lokay's/ love his shoes too, just like Clark Grunewald's shoes.

For Heidi, a holiday of any kind means dusting off her stripper shoes, buying a bunch of fake ass gifts and heading to some phony public location with Spencer and their tripod. This time, though, they dragged her mom along.

Lindsay: Out of Control Thief

above, Lindsay was pretending to be an airplane

It looks like the fur coat wasn't the only thing Lindsay has stolen lately. Another model, Lauren Hastings, has come forward to say Lindsay stole a bunch of her designer clothes, ten thousand dollars worth. Love her ciggie as a hat accessory. Reporters have just told her that everyone knows about her stealing. She also stole so many items from Louis Vuitton, he made sure she would never model, or get free dresses again.

She said: "I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,” she told press. And she has five witnesses to prove it. “They all said they saw Lindsay in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard.”

Hastings contacted the police, who declined to investigate due to a lack of hard evidence. So she called Lindsay herself. “I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.”

"On Monday night, April 16, Nicole was at a nightclub with Lindsay Lohan, who was text messaging Lauren when Nicole interceded, says the source. "Nicole just went off on Lauren by sending her text messages, saying Lauren was desperate and a fat bitch." "Lindsay was at the nightclub Hyde in L.A. at the time, sitting next to friends Nicole Richie and famed-DJ Samantha Ronson, and began passing around her Blackberry to show off the exchange, causing the girls to burst out in laughter.

Lindsay texted Lauren that she was a fat bitch, a friend of Lauren's says. Nicole Richie also chimed in, a source said, and told Lauren that Lindsay would return the clothes after they cut them up!

"Nicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Lauren's jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn't fit," our source notes. "Then Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!" our insider said.Well here's a text that Nicole Richie sent Lauren from Lindsay's phone :
and Nicole should learn how to spell.
Here is the hugely FAT Lauren, who dated DJ A.M., the real reason Nicole was threatening her

Lauren wearing one of the DESIGNER shirts that Lindsay stole

Lindsay's really hot boyfriend wearing it a few days later


Suddenly, the whore doesn't want to talk to reporters or have her picture taken

Now Steve-O is coming forward AGAIN to remind us she stole a bunch of cocaine from his house, and he wants it back. LOL!

Lindsay Fired From Manson Movie

Hideous Lindsay Lohan with her big squirrel fur eyebrows, yesterday at a meeting for a movie called Labor Pains

Lindsay was supposed to be in a real movie about Charles Manson's "family", but when the other actors heard she was in the movie, they all dropped the project unless she was fired, refusing to work with her! I love this! So Lindsay was fired from the movie. Now the only offers she gets are sex films and movies like Labor Pains, with some unknown director and no budget. Ha! Ha!!!

Uglier Every Single Day

Oh, oh Paris, you forgot your bronzer! Love your wonkey eye and your hook nose. Please stop posing, and "endorsing" things! You're ugly and no one wants to buy anything you have or endorse!

Before you left the house, what did you do, just dip your entire body in a bucket of grease and glitter? You're gross.

OMG I want some of your fake clip in hair so bad! Espesh if it looks all greasy like yours!

O.K. After This, I Promise I'll Stop

Dina Lohan responds to her cruel ex-husband! (See stories below)

"I'm getting nervous. I have a restraining order on him until 2011, but he doesn't honor it! Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

Wow, that's too bad. Gee.. I hope he doesn't hurt Dina or Lindsay, that would be a real tragedy. And all this time, I thought he was on a mission to serve God, I had no idea he felt so much animosity towards Dina, poor thing.
Dina shows off her new man

Dina: "MyEx Husband is Jealous of Me!"

"He's infantile! He's jealous of my award! He even tried to talk the mingling mom's out of giving it to me!" Dina said, her nose dripping with cocaine snot.
The unfortunate looking Ali Lohan, who attended an event with her mom to fight teen pregnancy