Showing posts with label John Mayer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Mayer. Show all posts

Jen's Pain, Part 377




John Mayer says his "relationship" with scraggly, blubbering Jennifer Aniston is VAGUE. He cheats on her! Ha! Ha!!!! In Touch Magazine says:


Sadly, Jennifer Aniston may be setting herself up for another heartbreak.

Just two days before she flew to Amsterdam to meet John Mayer, who has a head WAY too big for his body ,the 30-year-old rock star was in a coffeehouse in the Dutch city, trying to convince a pretty tourist to have dinner — or after-dinner drinks — with him. On June 20, John approached Chaton Anderson, a writer from Manhattan Beach, Calif., and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer,’ ” Chaton tells In Touch exclusively. “I laughed because I knew who he was.” Chaton, 32, also was aware that he has been dating Jen. “I asked him what his relationship status was,” she explains. “He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ I just laughed. I never mentioned Jennifer and neither did he.” Chaton gave John the number of her prepaid cell phone — but the phone was later stolen. “I’ll never know if he called or not,” she says. What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all,” Chaton adds.

Jennifer Aniston's Pain, Part 366

Jen found Jessica Simpson's old love letters to her big headed man, John Mayer and read them. The steamy letters were shocking and Jen was filled with pain because John saved them

John told Jen to quit snooping, and a huge fight followed, with Jen blubbering, "You still love her! It's her boobs, I just know it! " Reeling in pain and self doubt, she threw herself at John's feet, begging him to destroy the x-rated letters, which she discovered in an old guitar in John's basement. John told her she was truly pathetic.

Jennifer Aniston: Whipped Cream, Feathers & Icecubes


Jennifer Aniston wants us all to know about her sex life with John Mayer. Or at least the sex she pretends she's having with John Mayer. Does anyone really care about anyone else's sex life?
"She is having the best sex of her life with John," a source close to the actress tells Star, "and she's loving every minute of it." So just what does John do to make Jen think her body is a... wonderland? According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps. "John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."

Their Love Continues


Don't Get Too Comfy, Jen

Loving the attention

Jen demonstrates for waterhead John Mayer how she tried to strangle herself when learning of Angelina's new pregnancy, because her pain was so intense.

Watch out, Jen. While you were seen browsing bridal magazines this past week, John is telling pals that this is no more than a "summer fling." His ego matches his head size, and he has no intention of marrying some insecure old Greek chick who is in constant pain. Sorry.

John & Jen: "Eating Salads & Talking Softly"


With their love at a fever pitch, Jen Maniston and Big Head are said to be "head over heels" (OMG that phrase) in love." People says:

The hot (boring and desperate) new couple relaxed at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday, eating, chatting - and smooching - poolside. Aniston, who is wrapping up the Miami portion of her new film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39. Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at NIkki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night."



Tattlebits

I seriously can't believe the depths of her ugliness

Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)

Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie

The most beautiful woman in the world!

Arnold is smokin' hot

espesh his brows!

John Mayer still has a huge head

Brit looking too happy yesterday

Lindsay and her man last night

Amy smells herself


One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa

Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"

Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED

I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie

Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?

Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson

Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed

So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death

Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!

Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils

John Mayer Cheating Already

Look how extra gay he is

Well that didn't last long. It seems as if the giant headed singer John Mayer is already cheating on poor pitiful Jen Maniston! Page Six reports that a source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night (the same place Lindsay stole the fur from)with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.”

Maniston's VERY REAL Romance

Oh this is so boring. But in case any of you care, Jen Maniston and big head have been seeing eachother for weeks, after being introduced by Sheryl Crow. And, in case any of you think it's yet another fake publicity romance, think again! A "source" for People Magazine says "It's VERY REAL." LOL
Maniston sent the big headed singer "a sweet email, inviting him to spend some time in Miami with her", telling him it was beautiful there, like he'd never been there. They spent five days there together, "EVEN" (BIG DEAL) grocery shopping! This, according to a "source", had them "looking surprisingly domesticated as they "loaded their grocery bags into their car". SICKKKKKKK, what else were they supposed to do with them

Then, Maniston arranged for them to have a couples’ massage on Saturday at their suite at the Conrad Miami, where they moved after first staying in Aniston’s suite at the Mandarin Oriental.
If this is VERY REAL, then I think it could work out. They are both extremely annoying, and both very into themselves, which is always a good basis for a strong relationship.

Yawn

Jennifer Maniston and her gigantic headed lover enjoy some "private" time in Miami. The two are having sex, and people are calling the large headed singer her "toyboy." Sick, please. He's 27, she's 38. The reason it won't last isn't their age, it's because he hates needy, insecure women and Jennifer is extremely insecure. Also, she's in PAIN, and obsessed with Brad and Angelina.

Jennifer Aniston John Mayer Miami

In Touch and OK! Are Losers

Oh please. Is anyone really going to buy this or care that this dumb bitch is wearing yellow? Cover Awards says:
In a drastic departure from from her usual uniform of black clothing, a radiant Angelina Jolie was spotted heading to dinner at Marino….wearing a yellow free-flowing dress. And her new look may be signaling more than just a change in style. ‘Angie is in a really good place right now in her life,’ a friend of the actress tells OK!. ‘She’s got a lighter look, and lighter outlook on life.” Their cover should have been about her heroin tape for sale. Now that would sell some magazines. Yes, I'm wearing shorts today and man, do I feel alive!
Hot New Love? BORING. I'm surprised their cover isn't about John's "hot new Michael J. Fox inspired feathered haircut." Don't buy these magazines, they are a joke.

A New Big Headed Love For Maniston

People Magazine reports that Jennifer Maniston had a late, private lunch with so called musician John Mayer in a Miami restaurant that opened Friday afternoon just for them, and then the couple spent a lengthy dinner together Friday night.

When it came to lunch, "I was happy to accommodate them," says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.


Maniston, in Miami shooting the movie Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, ordered a chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which "Jen ate some of," says Bell. For dessert, they shared a chocolate-and-peanut-butter layered treat.
"Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together."
I wonder if Maniston is aware of big headed Mayer's sick sexual preferences that involve acts that are "best" committed in hotel rooms with maids refusing to clean up after them? I wonder if she knows about Mayer and Perez Hilton?

In case you missed it: http://thetattlebuzz.blogspot.com/2008/04/perez-hilton-jessica-simpson-rubbed.html


Ok, gross. Both of them, and their peanut butter layered treat. sickkkkkkkkk!!!!

Perez Hilton: Jessica Simpson Rubbed John Mayer's Crotch While I French Kissed Him"

Perez Hilton says that he has photographic proof that while he made out with John Mayer at a New Years Eve party, Jessica Simpson was rubbing his crotch.
(John's crotch that is)

Gross. I have no problem believing that, all three of them are hideous freaks.
I found these pics that at least proves the 3 were together on new years eve of 2006:
yuk so gross


hotness

And Hilton has now revealed even more salacious gossip about his Mayer kiss at a New York party -- in front of the rocker's then-girlfriend Jessica Simpson -- after the singer/songwriter's publicist dismissed the story.

Appearing on Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest's show this morning, Hilton said, "He kissed me and I kissed him back ... It was like on the mouth with open mouth and tongue.

Photo

"While John Mayer and I are making out hardcore, Jessica is like, rubbing his crotch. I swear a hundred percent ... He just kept going and going and going."

Hilton is so adamant that it happened that he took a lie detector test with an examiner from Fox’s hit show The Moment of Truth.


Hilton says he's thrilled that John's publicist is denying the story because the denial was carefully worded to "not really deny it." Perez went on, "I heard John wanted to confirm it, but his publicist wouldn't let him." He also says "While we were kissing, I saw a flash go off so I know someone has a picture of it."

UPDATE: From Perez Hilton's Website:

We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer

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For those of you who didn't take my word for it…

A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave me a lie detector test to prove once and for all that I DID hook up with John Mayer.