Mini Bits

Heidi Klum and Seal's son, Henry

Lonely Cameron "I could have a boyfriend if I wanted one but I'm too intimidating" walked around L.A. alone today in her really corny shoes

Lisa Marie Presley and her husband go out to dinner at Madeo in L.A. last night. I love his sense of style!! GEE-ROSE.

We are forced to look at her wonky eye and her crab ridden crotch

Tori Spelling takes time out to pose in a bikini in all her impregnated glory

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Rachel Ray's gross floppy pancake boob almost falls out

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Gwyneth's ugly SHOES, face, and hair

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Jay-Z, first photograph as a married man

Brit's dad let her drive around a little today where she was seen talking and singing to herself, Poor Brit

Heidi Klum and Seal Have a Dinner Date

The couple went to Madeo in Los Angeles, and were horrified to see that vulgar cow, "Ghetto Spice" and her con man husband, who goes by the last name of Belafonte (so we will think he's related to Harry Belafonte) were there too. "Pretend you don't see them! " Seal was overheard saying to Heidi.

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"I don't think they saw us.." Heidi whispered, hiding behind Seal

"Heidi!! Is that you, love? I ayn't bloody seen you in a fort night!" Scary screamed, talking like a pirate.

Heidi Klum Takes Her Kids to the Dentist

Cute Couple Alert

Will Ferrell and Heidi Klum for Sports Illustrated

Not Too Bright

In an interview that will air tonight in Germany, Heidi Klum extends an invitation into her and husband Seal’s home to slutty Britney Spears. “She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,” said Klum. You better keep a real close eye on Seal then.

A few months ago, Heidi told Ellen Degeneres that Britney had showed her what the velcro on the diapers was for, and that for all her kids she had been "wrapping string around them". Yep, she was serious.

Heidi Klum is REALLY, REALLY Stupid

The judge has ordered Britney not to drive with her kids in her car ever again after he saw the video of her texting her way through a red light at a dangerous intersection with her boys in the car. But that doesn't mean she can't give amazing parenting advice! She even shared some tricks and tips with model Heidi Klum! MOMS EVERYWHERE! Get a pen now to write this down!

A few weeks ago, during Klum’s Halloween Party, Britney offered, of all things, motherly advice. And Heidi says she actually learned from it.

The “Project Runway” babe told press, “We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.” Who knew?" Um... I'll tell you "who knew," Heidi. Every mother or woman on earth who has ever changed a diaper knew about "those sticky things." You have THREE KIDS and didn't know how to secure a diaper?

Enjoy these pics of Brit the domestic goddess and mother of the year as she cleans her patio in her horrible new weave.

Heidi Wants Seal Naked On Sundays

Seal wonders.. "Why just Sundays?"

She told Ellen Degeneres: "You know Christina Aguilera has 'Naked Sundays'?

"I might have to copy her and do that.
"I'll do 'Seal and Heidi's Naked Sunday.
"Every Sunday in bed without our clothes on."

The Victoria's Secret model revealed the pair like to enjoy romps in the attic, while Seal added: "This is the longest time I've known Heidi without her being pregnant."
Heidi tells everyone it was Seal's crotch bulge which attracted her to him. !

Heidi Klum and Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum was a cat for her party, and Seal was nowhere to be seen. Gwen and Kingston looked cute, but Gavin went to the party as Woody Allen. I hate people who think they're too cool to dress up. Especially when we know he dresses like a woman behind closed doors.

Seal Reunited With Family on Oprah Show

Seal reunites with his foster sister, Hilary

Oprah Kept shouting, "I DID IT!!!" to take credit for Seal's reunion
Seal with his foster family, The Scoolings

Singer Seal broke down in tears as he was reunited with his long-lost foster sister on The Oprah Show.

The 44-year-old musician sobbed after Oprah contacted his Essex foster family and flew one of them, Hilary, to Chicago to meet him.

His wife Heidi Klum said on the show: "Every time when we talk about when he was a little boy he had no memory."

Seal, a triple Grammy Award winner, went to live with the Scooling family in Romford shortly after he was born in February 1963. He remained with his foster parents and four foster siblings until he was four, then he returned to his biological mother.

Seal listened in amazement as Oprah played a film the family had recorded.

His foster sisters and brothers, who knew the singer as Henry, revisited the house in Romford where they grew up and reminisced about their lost brother.
"Wherever we went, he was always there," sister Hilary said.

"It was just like being a brother to us and that was it. He was another addition to our family. We never treated him any different."

The family said they remembered playing with Henry on the seesaw, pushing him around in a buggy and playing in the garden. They described him as "well-liked" and said children up the road used to visit him all the time.

Hilary said she was devastated when their mother told them Seal was going back to his biological parents.

The Kiss From a Rose singer said he had never found his foster family - until his wife tracked them down last year for a birthday surprise.

"On my birthday last year, Heidi was in Germany with the kids and she said 'I've got this thing, this surprise - I've got to tell you for your birthday'," he told Oprah.

"I said 'What is it?' and she said 'I think I've found your parents'.
source: Dailymail

Heidi Married Seal For His Ween

Heidi Klum told Oprah in an episode airing today that the first thing she noticed when she met Seal was how big his package was. Slut!

She said, "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."

Way too much info, and.. don't care!

Seal & Heidi's Angry Little Pumpkin

Singer Seal and Model Heidi Klum enjoy some holiday fun by taking their son, Henry, to a Los Angeles pumpkin patch.

We're Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get a Little Crazy