Tattlebits

Larry Birkhead, and the unfortunate looking little Dannielynn go to Disneyworld

Samantha Ronson is a freak, and so is Lindsay

Pete and Amy, who have been spending more and more time together, go for crack snacks. (They look sort of normal here)

Okay, maybe not

Your daily "candid" photo of Heidi Montag

The sweaty David Hasselhoff

Friendless and fat, Perez Hilton enjoys the Cuban food festival

Brad and Shiloh strike a pose

Tori Spelling is pregnant

Matthew McConaughey is ugly and gross

Lindsay and her husband don't have any other friends

Perez Hilton: Jessica Simpson Rubbed John Mayer's Crotch While I French Kissed Him"

Perez Hilton says that he has photographic proof that while he made out with John Mayer at a New Years Eve party, Jessica Simpson was rubbing his crotch.
(John's crotch that is)

Gross. I have no problem believing that, all three of them are hideous freaks.
I found these pics that at least proves the 3 were together on new years eve of 2006:
yuk so gross


hotness

And Hilton has now revealed even more salacious gossip about his Mayer kiss at a New York party -- in front of the rocker's then-girlfriend Jessica Simpson -- after the singer/songwriter's publicist dismissed the story.

Appearing on Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest's show this morning, Hilton said, "He kissed me and I kissed him back ... It was like on the mouth with open mouth and tongue.

"While John Mayer and I are making out hardcore, Jessica is like, rubbing his crotch. I swear a hundred percent ... He just kept going and going and going."

Hilton is so adamant that it happened that he took a lie detector test with an examiner from Fox’s hit show The Moment of Truth.

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Hilton says he's thrilled that John's publicist is denying the story because the denial was carefully worded to "not really deny it." Perez went on, "I heard John wanted to confirm it, but his publicist wouldn't let him." He also says "While we were kissing, I saw a flash go off so I know someone has a picture of it."

UPDATE: From Perez Hilton's Website:

We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer

For those of you who didn't take my word for it…

A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave me a lie detector test to prove once and for all that I DID hook up with John Mayer.

I Love the Doodle Whore

Would You Trust This Freak?

TIP: Don't trust a big fat zitfaced back stabbing gay who is hated throughout the world.

Page Six is reporting that a young, up-and-coming blogger Jonathan Jaxson apparently got so desperate to increase his own page views that he sought out the advice of Perez. Hilton, in exchange, told Jaxson that he'd gladly help him out, if Jonathon would only do him a solid: Send him a personal sex tape. According to AOL IM transcripts obtained by the Post, Perez told Jaxson: "You should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me)." Jaxson wrote back, "I will have to make one on here for you tomorrow and e-mail it to you." [Hilton] responded, "Hot! Do it now!"
TIP #2: Don't film yourself playing with your ween

After repeatedly, desperately, sadly, pathetically demanding that Jaxson send the sex tape, Jaxson relented and sent him a couple of sex videos, including one of him masturbating. Perez, however, never helped the poor guy out.

Perez Continues to Out-Fug Himself

Even Gay Men Don't Like Him

GROSS!

He is a joke on the gay blogs. One of the many reasons is his profile on Manhunt where he claims to look like this:

BUT he really LOOKS LIKE THIS. NICE "blank" crotch/cameltoe

he says he's VERY FIT and offers pics of his ween.. ah! yes, if you click on this, it will get bigger. not his ween, his profile. so gross


Perez Hilton might want to work on saving himself. It's like he goes out of his way to be ugly, not funny, and he makes no effort on his blog. He continues to draw his stupid 3-5 things on every single picture, and is obsessed with gayness. He has to make a gay sex comment about every single thing. LIKE HE should make fun of ANYONE! UGH. Now I'm not a gay man, but if I were, he would truly disgust me. He's always complaining that he "can't get laid." OMG, ahhhhhhhhhhhh my stomach........
he gets beaten up on a regular basis

Bonus Info: While he was taping Celebrity Fit Club, he pooped all over himself while on the treadmill.

Perez Hilton's Horrible "New Look"

Perez Pooped His Pants

So that there’s no question, we’re only posting this because Perez Hilton is much richer and more famous than us.

WE HEAR: that while taping the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club, megalomaniac blogger Perez Hilton pooped all over himself on a treadmill.
from: Mollygood

Lindsay's Lesbian Girlfriend Sues My Idol

Perez Hilton will be questioned by attorneys about a story he published claiming DJ Samantha Ronson put cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s car after her infamous crash.

Ronson is suing Hilton for defamation after he posted a story that first appeared on CelebrityBabylon.com. The story claimed she planted cocaine in Lindsay’s Mercedes after she crashed into a palm tree back in May. It also accused Ronson of setting up Lindsay to be photographed while passed out in the passenger seat of her car.

Ronson said:
“I am not now and have never been a drug user. I have never handled or touched cocaine. I did not ever place any cocaine at any place at any time.”
Perez’s lawyers are saying that Perez made sure the story was “accurate and trustworthy” before he published the information. He adds that even if the published information was incorrect, Ronson must prove that Perez was being malicious.

“He stands by his actions as being legal and proper and believes that the First Amendment protects him. The judge at this point found that they didn’t provide any evidence of malice … so the judge was going to give them one more bite of the apple” by allowing the attorneys to question him.

I love the attitude Perez has when he hears about another lawsuit! He just smiles and says "Get in line." That's why he's my idol.

“If Ms. Ronson is attempting to get some sort of relief in court and to show that Mario Lavandeira had any malice, I think she’s going to a hardware store for milk. It’s just not going to happen.”
source: Celebrity Smack

Beth Ditto & Perez Hilton

I love this picture from Urb Magazine.