Tattlebits

Giorgio Armani is smokin' hot, his face stretched tighter than Britney's sweatpants

Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney

How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"

Amy enjoys a night on the town

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John Travolta isn't gay

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Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade

Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.

Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband

"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian

Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today


Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys


Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking

she has real pretty clothes

and shoes
these are her new ones

and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes

Amy likes a big morsel of crack

with her fries

and her joint

Angelina: "TOO MUCH TROUBLE Trying to Get Pregnant"

Angelina didn't want to have to bother to TRY TO GET PREGNANT. So obvious, since she had twins. Us Weekly reports:

They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon." The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out." How romantic. UGH.

Oh God

Angelina Jolie will give birth to twins within weeks, her doctors have said. WEEKS??? OMG I thought she already did!

Brad Pitt arrived at the Lenval hospital in Nice yesterday with daughters Shiloh and Zahara for a visit with their pregnant mother .
Angelina checked in on Monday night for a pre-booked appointment in the maternity clinic.

The Twins Have Arrived!

and ALL THOSE BRATS were in the delivery room when she had them.

Angelina Smiling More!

Brad and Angelina with had dinner with Clint Eastwood in Cannes last night. Mick Jagger also joined the party along with his model girlfriend L'Wren Scott.

The group dined together at the trendy Tetou restaurant ahead of tonight's premiere of Changeling, an Eastwood-directed drama starring Jolie about a mother in 1928 Los Angeles whose child disappears, but the boy returned to her is not her son.

Eastwood and Jolie teamed up again today for the premiere of Changeling in Cannes

Power dinner: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dine with director Clint Eastwood at Tetou restaurant in Cannes last night

The mother-of-four says: "It has been lovely.

"It's not such hard work. I'm sitting and talking a lot, and people are being very nice to me. If I was feeling too pregnant, everybody said I didn't have to come. So I was feeling all right."

"The photography and all that can be something that is not fun to live with, (but) when you come here and you're proud of something … then it's a positive thing."

Mick Jagger and L'Wren Scott also joined the VIP dinner

Tattlebits

Larry Birkhead, and the unfortunate looking little Dannielynn go to Disneyworld

Samantha Ronson is a freak, and so is Lindsay

Pete and Amy, who have been spending more and more time together, go for crack snacks. (They look sort of normal here)

Okay, maybe not

Your daily "candid" photo of Heidi Montag

The sweaty David Hasselhoff

Friendless and fat, Perez Hilton enjoys the Cuban food festival

Brad and Shiloh strike a pose

Tori Spelling is pregnant

Matthew McConaughey is ugly and gross

Lindsay and her husband don't have any other friends

Shiloh Leaves The House

Angelina is considering giving birth to her twin girls at Princess Grace's hospital in Monaco. So while Brad took the boys for a helicopter ride, Angelina took Shiloh and Zahara shopping.


Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't think Shiloh is cute



Brad in gayer, happier times