Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney
How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"
Amy enjoys a night on the town
John Travolta isn't gay
Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade
Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.
Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband
"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian
Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today
Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys
Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking
she has real pretty clothes
and shoes
these are her new ones
and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes
Amy likes a big morsel of crack
with her fries
and her joint
