Showing posts with label Yummy Plastic Surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yummy Plastic Surgery. Show all posts

Lara's Disfigured Face

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's wrong with Lara Flynn Boyle?! No, really?

The Twin Peaks actress was barely recognizable as she signed autographs at Mr Chow's in Beverly Hills last night

Lara, in "happier times"


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/lara-flynn-boyle/pictures/lara-flynn-boyle-picture-1.jpg

A Yummy Lunch With Jocelyn

"Oh no, darling! You've inadvertantly soiled your Versace with a glob of goo!"
I'm sure you must know her, but just in case you don't, her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein and she has spent 4 million dollars on plastic surgery. I love how her boyfriend can't bear to look at her when they're kissing, and how she's all concerned about a spot on her shirt, but thinks her face looks okay. She eats like a pig! The size of her bite makes me sick.
Not only will he be seen in public with Jocelyn, he even carries her purse
She blows her nose while he tries to make an urgent point
A gigantic bite of a big glob of goo while gazing into his eyes
You know he's dreaming of spending her money! You can feel it. okay you guys, this will be the most fun you had today! Click here to have lunch with the catwoman. Once you click on the picture there you can watch her eat, and it's way grosser than the pictures. You won't be able to turn away!
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2008/03/losing-our-lunch-with-jocelyn.php

Fun With Knives

Priscilla Presley

Kenny Rogers

Porn star Jenna Jameson

Michael Jackson

Socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein (Cat woman)

Winona Ryder: Crazy Crack Hag

Joan Rivers

Bruce Jenner

Burt Reynolds

Yummy Carrot Top

Beyonce is a monster

Demi Moore's knees

Melanie Griffith.. too much sun & cocaine


Goldie Hawn-I guess this is what happens without plastic surgery