"Oh no, darling! You've inadvertantly soiled your Versace with a glob of goo!"
I'm sure you must know her, but just in case you don't, her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein and she has spent 4 million dollars on plastic surgery. I love how her boyfriend can't bear to look at her when they're kissing, and how she's all concerned about a spot on her shirt, but thinks her face looks okay. She eats like a pig! The size of her bite makes me sick.
Not only will he be seen in public with Jocelyn, he even carries her purse
She blows her nose while he tries to make an urgent point
A gigantic bite of a big glob of goo while gazing into his eyes
You know he's dreaming of spending her money! You can feel it. okay you guys, this will be the most fun you had today! Click here to have lunch with the catwoman. Once you click on the picture there you can watch her eat, and it's way grosser than the pictures. You won't be able to turn away!
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2008/03/losing-our-lunch-with-jocelyn.php