Tattlebits

Larry Birkhead, and the unfortunate looking little Dannielynn go to Disneyworld

Samantha Ronson is a freak, and so is Lindsay

Pete and Amy, who have been spending more and more time together, go for crack snacks. (They look sort of normal here)

Okay, maybe not

Your daily "candid" photo of Heidi Montag

The sweaty David Hasselhoff

Friendless and fat, Perez Hilton enjoys the Cuban food festival

Brad and Shiloh strike a pose

Tori Spelling is pregnant

Matthew McConaughey is ugly and gross

Lindsay and her husband don't have any other friends

Tori is Ugly

Tori Spelling is uglier than I thought she was, and even the photog is thinking the same thing

Tori attended her baby shower yesterday for her unborn daughter

Mini Bits

Heidi Klum and Seal's son, Henry

Lonely Cameron "I could have a boyfriend if I wanted one but I'm too intimidating" walked around L.A. alone today in her really corny shoes

Lisa Marie Presley and her husband go out to dinner at Madeo in L.A. last night. I love his sense of style!! GEE-ROSE.

We are forced to look at her wonky eye and her crab ridden crotch

Tori Spelling takes time out to pose in a bikini in all her impregnated glory

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Rachel Ray's gross floppy pancake boob almost falls out

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Gwyneth's ugly SHOES, face, and hair

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Jay-Z, first photograph as a married man

Brit's dad let her drive around a little today where she was seen talking and singing to herself, Poor Brit

Tori Spelling and family attend the launch party for her book last night

Two Bumps Out of Nowhere

Gwen Stefani

Tori Spelling

Tori's Wispy Beard

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's Fallbrook, CA bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, has been evacuated due to threats from the CA wildfires.

More importantly, what is wrong with Tori's chin?! What's with all these celebs having bad facial hair? (Courtney Love, Natalie Portman, Mariah) It looks like she has a wispy beard, or a mask on, her face doesn't match her neck. It's very confusing, and difficult to look at. Tori never was a great beauty, but wow, I didn't know she was this ugly.

Stars: They're Just Like Us!

Tori Spelling didn’t learn how to make a bed until she was 34.

The former ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ actress - the daughter of late billionaire Aaron Spelling - lived such a pampered lifestyle she never had to do any housework.

The star only learnt to keep her house in order after opening a bed and breakfast with husband Dean McDermott for reality TV show ‘Tori and Dean: Inn Love’.

When US chat show host Ellen DeGeneres asked if she did all the chores herself, Tori replied: “Yes, I wanted to. It was the first time I’d had to do anything. I hadn’t even made a bed before.

“When I was growing up we had two or three people do to each chore like washing dishes and making beds.”

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