Heidi Klum and Seal Have a Dinner Date

The couple went to Madeo in Los Angeles, and were horrified to see that vulgar cow, "Ghetto Spice" and her con man husband, who goes by the last name of Belafonte (so we will think he's related to Harry Belafonte) were there too. "Pretend you don't see them! " Seal was overheard saying to Heidi.

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"I don't think they saw us.." Heidi whispered, hiding behind Seal

"Heidi!! Is that you, love? I ayn't bloody seen you in a fort night!" Scary screamed, talking like a pirate.

Scary is Like a Truck Driver

Melanie Brown was not happy Monday night when a judge for ‘Dancing With the Stars’ referred to her as a truck driver.

Choreographer Carrie Ann Inaba said: “When you open your mouth, you’re kind of like a truck driver."

Eddie Murphy is said to have dumped her because she was vulgar, and acted inappropriate in social situations, embarrassing him.

Scary Leaves her Baby Alone With Maid for Four Days

Former Scary Spice Girl, Melanie Brown, has been accused of leaving her two-month-old daughter, Angel Iris, alone with her housekeeper for four days without so much as a phonecall.
“One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days!” [the housekeeper] tells Star magazine. "Iris was very sick, and there was no nanny or money for me to buy food."
Maybe Scary should get together with Britney and they could discuss parenting tips.