Britney Wanted a Girl, Oh BOO HOO

Britney was seen crying at the airport after seeing Jamie Lynn's hillbilly spawn Maddie, who is the "spittin' image" of her hideous white trash pop, Casey. UGH. . According to Showbiz Spy, Brit's dad found Britney sobbing naked in her bathroom, as she blubbered how she had always wanted a little girl. Her dad then called Britney's shrink to increase her medication. Maybe she should have loved and taken care of the babies she HAD, the selfish little bitch.

A source says Britney was “a bit dazed and distant”, wouldn’t answer any of her dad’s questions and “had no enthusiasm for anything”. And on June 21, at around 9.30pm, Jamie found his daughter naked on the bathroom floor, crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl. Jamie rang the doctor, who rushed to Britney’s side and diagnosed a breakdown.

Below, Brit seen crying at the airport while wearing a really flattering outfit and her cool Ugg boots

A source says, “Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realize what a mess she’s in. She’s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because she’s always been desperate for a daughter. Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: ‘It’s not fair, Dad, it’s not fair.’ He sat with her, cuddled her and stroked her hair. Then he got her some clothes and helped her into the bedroom before calling the doctor, who ordered her to rest. They bumped up her Melleril and Ativan because of the drama she was creating.”

UGH

Jamie Lynne Has it All Together

Jamie Lynne is complaining to pals that she doesn't want to get married with a "big gut." Someone should explain to her that her big gut is actually a baby. A hillbilly, but still, a baby. In Touch Weekly reports:

Jamie Lynn and Casey are expected to move into their new home soon but still have not set a wedding date. “I don’t want to get married with a big gut under my dress,” a witness heard Jamie Lynn say while shopping. There are also whispers that tension remains between Jamie Lynn and her parents over the marriage.

However, her sister Britney is impressed with how well Jamie Lynn is coping. “I am so proud of my sister,” Britney was recently overheard saying. “She seems to really have it all together.” Well. if Britney thinks she "has it all together" then she must!

Jamie Lynn and Casey have reportedly picked out the name for the little one, whenever she does make her grand entrance into the world. According to the weekly entertainment magazine their favorite name that they have picked out so far is Emma Jo Jean. If it should be a lil' hillbilly boy, his name would be LeRoy Dean or Harley Bob.

Casey Dean Hates Britney Jean

Britney wants to be with Jamie Lynne when the baby is born but Casey Dean doesn't want Britney around. He told Jamie Lynne: "That durn sister a yours is a heap a trouble, GURL! I don't want her near my firstborn, ya hear me?!!" he bellowed, his eyes bulging. In other news, Casey Dean got a new shirt. It's really funny too

A Moment With The Spears Sisters

Here are some different pics from yesterday, Brit drags deep on a ciggie while picking her butt, and obviously pregnant with Sam Lufti's spawn from hell or Aidnan Ghalib's Afghanastanian love child.


Jamie Lynne wears whore shoes to gas up her economical Range Rover

Casey Dean Needs a New Shirt

Because this is his only one. I'm loving his hillbilly hare-cut though. Mama Aldredge dun warshed out his favrit icecream dish n' stuck it on his head and then cut pret'near straight all round the bottom.

I thought Mother's Day was a day that you spend with your own mother, I mean that's what it's supposed to be. If you have kids, then they should be with you on Mother's Day. It's so the mother doesn't have to spend the day alone. But, sadly, Jamie Lynne was with Casey Dean's mother instead. They celebrated by going to the Galilee Baptist Church in Gloster, Mississippi.

Jamie Lynne Gets Gas

Jamie Lynne: Obsessed With Cheese

"I try to stay active, but exercise isn't good for the baby. I don't want to stay this way, but I won't pay somebody to make me skinny, I can make myself skinny. I just won't eat cheese every day. Right now, I eat cheese, cheese and more cheese."
(Jamie Lynne's post baby fitness plan)
"I love a big ol' pickle wrapped in cheese," she snorted

and nacho cheese, I got ta have about 6-7 lil' buckets full

"I love the Safeway brand canned cheese shot right into my mouth! I can do a whole can," she bragged.

"Or I'll just eat a hunk, but I gots ta have my cheese"

Jamie Lynne was seen leaving Cosco with a giant size Spam N' Cheese. She shouted "Yeah, that's right! I got my big Spam N' Cheese and I'm goin' home ta eat it! But don't knock it till you tried it!"

Hillbilly Shower

Britney Jean holds court at Jamie Lynne's baby shower in Kentwood today

No Pre-Nup For Hillbilly Casey Joe

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"I aint signin' no dang piece a paper that tells me I get nuttin' if you should wanna git ridda ma ass!" Casey Joe shouted at quivering Jamie Lynne.
The neighbors heard, and came running over to see if she needed help. Casey Joe's face was red with fury and contorted with anger as he threw the pre-nup at Jamie Lynne that Mama had insisted he sign.
"An you can tell THAT to yer Mama, cuz I aint signin'! YA HEAR me, gurl?!" and Casey Joe got in his four wheeler and took off through the rugged hills that they call home.

Lynne insists he sign a pre-nup

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Casey has quite a temper


In happier news, Britney Jean has talked her dad into letting her travel to Kentwood to attend Jamie Lynne's baby shower tomorrow. Jamie Lynne is having a girl. Oh good, another Spears slut in about 12 years!

Tattlebits

Well this says it all doesn't it. That's not normal dad behavior! He's jealous! What a psycho. That looks like a really fun date for Brooke and Jonathon too


Ashley Olsen without her make-up (sometimes we forget there is a normal Olsen twin)

Lindsay looks so pretty!

Here she is yesterday flashing the peace sign!!


Here are how hairy her legs were

Nicole takes a bite out of Joel

Jamie Lynne out enjoying her "single life"


Two more fugly Lohans

Look how cool Ashton thinks he is!! He's posing JUST LIKE DINA!

But his grandma's knees are gross

She's a bitch and he's an ugly punk farm boy

Now.. Amy? She's cool lol

Pam Anderson: beat


The number one most UNFUNNY freak on earth. Look how HARD she's trying to be funny, so pathetic. I can't believe Cheri Oteri would even sit with her

Cher with Stevie Nicks

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Being a Hillbilly

Hillbilly teens Jamie Lynne and Casey Joe had themselves a full on ruckus this past weekend over there in Liberty, Mississippi. First, them thure crazy yung'uns did themselves a little four wheelin'. Perfect for those pregnant gals who like to live on the edge. They were busier than a jackass eatin' cactus, as they also hit up Alford’s Sports Center, Central Station Express Car Wash, Hellya Donut Land, Burger King and Hart’s Liberty Lumber Company, all in one weekend! Jamie Lynne is due July 10th.


This body language tells me that there boy don't give a good tinker's damn about that gurl