Showing posts with label Jay Z. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Z. Show all posts

JayBey: The Most Boring Couple To Ever Walk The Earth

She's pregnant. Don't care.

Their baby will be jaw dropping, stomach churning ugly. Jay Z's fists are just itching to give her a smack down

Beyonce Pregnant

Bey is regularly beaten, but Jigga has promised to stop while she is pregnant

Beyonce is pregnant, and no one cares. Page Six said:
pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now." A smart ass rep for Beyonce said, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."
Jay-Z right when he heard the news



Beyonce Pregnant

The pitter patter of big ugly feet?
Beyonce is supposedly pregnant, which is why the rush to suddenly get married. And looks like Paris Wonkey Eye Hilton's career is on fire, as she graced the cover of Short Cuts magazine

Flaired Nostriled Freak Thinks Hollywood Wants Him! LOL!

“‘I want to get into the movie business. I love films and that’s why I feel I would do a good job. My recording contract runs out after two more albums. Who knows what I will do after that.’”

Um... I wouldn't start my acting classes just yet, Hova. First of all, you had a couple of so-so rap songs, one of them with the success being largely due to Linkin Park. You are more famous for dating (and beating) that lame, waxy, oily, ridiculous Beyonce, and for being extra ugly than you are your "music." Be grateful for any success you had with that face. No one could bear the pain and disgust of seeing your frightening face on the big screen. Buddy, you aint no actor.

Bee: A Daily Beatdown From Jigga?


ASSISTANT: I FEAR JAY Z MAY BE BEATING BEYONCE!! January 10. MediaTakeOut.com received an explosive email from a woman claiming to be Beyonce's assistant. The woman believes that Jay Z may be abusing Beyonce. Here is the full text of the email:

I wanted to bring this to MediaTakeOut.com because I know how you all like to put stuff out no matter what it is. So I felt that I should expose Jay for the ugly [EXPLETIVE] he is. He is always mad, every day. Seems that for a while he's had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I've never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her. Hard. At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two - but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez - I realized that it was no joke.

I've been Beyonce's assistant and friend for a while now and I've always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she's an object and not a person. The [EXPLETIVE] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [EXPLETIVE] for more than just what's in his pockets.
And if you think that Jay Z is above putting his hands woman - think again. MediaTakeOut.com obtained a video (seen below) which shows Jay Z violently pushing and hitting an unknown woman

He's always gesturing and shouting at Bee



Jay-Z Hates Beyonce's Music

The honeymoon is overJay-Z and Beyonce are fighting already, after Jay-Z was trash talkin' Beyonce's music. Hahahah!!! He can't stand to listen to it, and she never realized just how much her music disgusts him until they were at a Hollywood Bowl and the DJ started to play "Crazy in Love."

Jay Z stood up angrily and wildly gesturing, shouting, "F**K THAT!" Sorry Bey but f**k that - let’s play something else. Give this sh*t a rest, a man don't even want ta be hearin' that sh*t."
“After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was screaming into his face, and he put his hand up as if to say Talk to the hand!" LOL!

Beyonce and Jay-Z's Wedding: A Star Studded Event!

Gwyneth I'm a bitch Paltrow arrives and like she's going to wear white , you're not supposed to wear what the bride wears you stupid bitch. Like she doesn't know that, UGH.

Oh this is really interesting, here is the site of their wedding!!

Okay,, apparently, Gwyneth was their only guest because this is all there is LOL, Gwyneth mobbed by paparazzi when she arrives at their wedding. This is so sick

The always classy Beyonce performs at her wedding

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alright, I don't have the wedding pictures yet except for these, and I know how you must be on the edge of your seats waiting for them

Most Boring Couple in the World To Be Married

After 27 years of dating, Jay-Z and Beyonce are finally getting married. Don't get me wrong, I mean he's really hot. What's with his body? What's wrong with him?
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Forbes Top Ten Richest Black Celebrities


Oprah Winfrey - $260 Million
Tiger Woods - $100 Million
Jay-Z - $83 Million
50 Cent - $33 Million
Kobe Bryant - $33 Million
Shaq - $32 Million
Michael Jordan - $31 Million
Will Smith - $31 Million
Beyonce - $27 Million
Lebron James - $27 Million (who is he
?)

WE TIGHT, A'ITE?



Guess the rumours of all the hatin' was just..well, hatin'. On Wednesday night, in NYC's Madison Square Garden, Jay Z., P. Diddy, Fitty Cent and Kanye West all took the stage together in a surprise performance that had concert goers partyin' like it was their birthday! They even got kinda gay together.