Tattlebits

Giorgio Armani is smokin' hot, his face stretched tighter than Britney's sweatpants

Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney

How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"

Amy enjoys a night on the town

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John Travolta isn't gay

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Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade

Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.

Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband

"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian

Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today


Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys


Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking

she has real pretty clothes

and shoes
these are her new ones

and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes

Amy likes a big morsel of crack

with her fries

and her joint

The Chapman's Go to CVS Drugstore

Seriously, is there anyone creepier, grosser, or more repulsive than Dog Chapman? If you can think of someone, please leave comment

His smoothe, fat, red, wrinkly chest makes me sick. But! It appears that Beth lolly lolly icehead has actually lost some weight!


He's such a filthy, disgusting, egomaniac cokehead. Every detail on his entire form is just gruesome. UGH. She could do so much better. I didn't used to think so but now I do. Beth bought some Vagisil and some Brachs chocolate peanuts, and Dog bought some rolling papers , pork and beans, a Hustler and some fungus cream.

Beth Chews Like a Cow

Place: Honolulu, HI
Location: TGIFridays

Duane and his Big Beth are the worst “celebrities” to wait on. They are very high maintenance, they expect to be given the celebrity royalty treatment, treat service industry people like slaves. Real bossy people. Just white trash with cash. The wife ate like the healthy piggy she is. Their total bill was $250 and they left a $10 tip. Less than 5% for the math heads. She chews like a cow and his face is all greasy.

Dog Drops a Dime on His Son

Dog the Bounty Hunter's son, Tucker -- who sold his racist rant tape to the National Enquirer was taken to the Oahu Correction Facility on Friday for violating multiple terms of his parole.

Two weeks after the tape surfaced, Dog learned Tucker was using drugs and threatened to expose him to his parole officer.
A parole officer made Tucker check in to a rehab facility, which Tucker walked away from.
Tucker's parole officer executed a surprise home inspection this week, and didn't like what he found. The PO then brought Tucker in on Friday, revoked his parole and sent him to the slammer. Among his alleged violations : associating with known felons, failing a drug test and walking away from a rehab facility.

Th Best Part: Dog Chapman just released this statement to TMZ: "I am heartbroken that this has occurred, but I am relieved that my son in now in a place where he can no longer hurt himself. To my bruddahs in the system: please don't hurt my son as he knows not what he does. I love my son and wish him the best."

The Bitch is Back, Brah!

Yep. He's back, and uglier than ever. Make up artists and hair stylists have been hired! Are you kidding me? You mean Dog and Beth don't really look that good in real life? Racist or not, the show makes money for A&E so get ready for a great new season as Dog and Beth fight crime with a bold and courageous vengeance! (go after worn out old Hawaiin crackheads and pretend they're real dangerous, then give the some boring speech about God's Kingdom)

Duane is Heartbroken

Hey, it's tough being a racist. Dog the Bounty Hunter, aka Duane Chapman, was taped being who he is, then his son sold it to the National Enquirer. Now his A&E show has been pulled off the air. Despite it all, Duane says he still loves his son.

A "heartbroken" Chapman told Larry King, “He will not talk to me. His mother’s in on it with him. I have been away from her since the ‘80s so now she is like getting even.” Wait.. let me get some kleenex, I'm tearing up.

An ex-con himself, Duane says he was more concerned that his son’s girlfriend was influencing him to make poor decisions that could’ve landed him back in jail (his son served four years of a twenty year sentence, and was on parole).

“I tried to take control of his life (after this). I heard this girl was maybe not being the best for Tucker—and I’ll leave it like that—so I tried to interfere. I don’t care if she is black at all. He’s on parole for a 20 year sentence and if he messes up he goes back.” If he doesn't care that she's black, why even bring it up? AND his ridiculous argument that he needs to say the N word, and that he thought he was black, and cool, and OH GOD.

Dog Thought He Was Black

Dog said he didn't mean to use the N-word the way it sounded like he meant to use it. Seriously. He also said he thought he was cool with the black community. He said,

"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not. I didn't really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people."

"There's a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.'

"In other words, my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, 'I kind of know what you feel like, because I've been there, too,' that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word."

"I now learned I'm not black at all, and I never did it out of hate," Chapman continued. "This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, 'Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.' And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.

"So, I went too far with that."

Dog went on to say, "If I could kill myself and people would forgive me, I would do that. I said on the way here, "I hope no one died thinking I meant that word before I got here. I must come out."

Beth, Dog's soft spoken wife, has applied for a job at BIG LOTS.

Dog Thought He Was "Cool Enough" To Use The "N" Word

The Dog has only one excuse for dropping the N-word in a leaked phone message -- "I thought I was cool enough to be able to use" it. Huh?

Then, he offered to kill himself if he could get forgiveness, and get his show back. Hey, don't kill yourself Dog. Just go back to your bounty hunting, where you sit in the car and smoke crack while Leland "captures the bad guys", who are really just 55 year old women.

Hope His Bounty Hunting Can Support His 27 Kids AND His Raging Coke Habit...

As Dog the trash talking Racist prepares to defend himself on TV and save his A&E show, (TOO LATE, LEATHER FACE!) his ex-wife and many close to him are coming forward and painting a disturbing picture about the hate-filled bounty hunter.

Dog’s vicious racial outburst came as a shock to many, but it came as no surprise to those who have known him for years. They claim he has been using racist language as long as they can remember.

“I think Dog is a racist – no question,” Dog’s former wife, Lyssa Chapman, tells The National Enquirer. Lyssa was married to the bounty hunter from 1982-1991 and is the mother of three of his children, including Tucker, whose relationship with a woman of color prompted Dog’s venomous rant.

“He ran down every single minority group when I was with him, and n—er was a dailyword for him,” says his ex, Lyssa. “He called Mexican people ‘beaners’ or ‘wetbacks’ and Asian people ‘flangeheads.’ I would tell him not to talk that way in front of our kids, but he just ignored me.”

Lyssa recalled one particularly disturbing incident in Denver in which she says Dog lashed out at an interracial couple in a grocery store.

“Dog said to the woman, ‘I know that’s got to be your pimp! I know you wouldn’t be fucking him if you weren’t getting paid!’ They were husband and wife, but when the man started to object, Dog just went crazy, screaming at him, ‘I’ll kick your ass.’”
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog also made his views clear to colleagues.

Peggy Munoz, now a private investigator in Lakewood, Colorado, was a former bail bondsman working the same turf as Dog from 1989 to 2005.

She claims Dog once sat in her office and explained his “approach” to the bail bond business.

“Dog said, ‘I don’t like to bond out n—-rs because they don’t have any money and I have trouble collecting on them. And I don’t like to bond out Mexicans because, well, they just run.’”

And, the final nail in his coffin….

Dog’s step-daughter Nicole Gillespie, daughter of one of his other ex-wives, Tawnee, says she regularly heard hateful language from Dog when she was growing up.

“My mother was half-Mexican, and if they fought, Dog would call her a ‘dirty spic whore’ and a ‘dirty Mexican slut,’” said Nicole. “That’s what he taught his kids was the right way to talk. When they got older, they had to un-learn the racism that Dog taught them. It’s sick. It’s like a disease, and it spreads.”

There’s not much explaining Dog can do.
By all accounts he’s a filthy racist! (oh, and a crackhead. Ha! Ha!)
Oh, and Dog? You might want to steer clear of the sun, and get a good moisturizer. You're looking pretty beat! Just trying to help, Julie

Bye Bye DUANE. No One Will Miss You

Dog's Son Tucker

Dog the Bounty Hunter's son, Tucker Chapman, sold Dog's racial tirade to the National Enquirer for a mere $15,000.00. Dog claims he has apologized to his son, and his son's black girlfriend. I'm sure he did! FAKE. FAKE. FAKE.

Dumbass Dog's Show Cancelled Because of His Racial Remarks

The National Enquirer obtained telephone recordings of Dog Chapman from TV's "Dog, The Bounty Hunter" on a racial tirade filled with the n-word. I mean FILLED with it. I stopped listening to that trash after like 10-seconds.

The conversation is with Dog's son Tucker. Dog thinks Tucker's girlfriend Monique, who is black, is going to try and set him up because he uses the n-word a lot. (And he was right, she did!) Dog Chapman has released a statement after the National Enquirer released tapes of Dog using racist remarks to his son. A & E heard the tape and canceled his show! Ha!Ha! GOOD.

Dog is on damage control:

"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term. I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people – who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred. I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to this world. I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused."

Click here if you want to hear it:

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/2007/popup/full-wmv.html

This Week's National Enquirer

Stedman has been threatening this tell all book FOR YEARS. Who CARES! Oprah's secret lover? Gayle! Big Secret! Oprah is on drugs? What kind? The kind that make you act like an egomaniac bitch. Guess what, tell me who ISN'T on drugs in Hollywood, now THAT would be news! Dog is a crackhead? OH BIG SHOCK! If you were lucky enough to see the episode of Dog where they are on vakay, he wasn't able to even speak or move because he couldn't bring his crack supply on the plane with him, it was so obvious and funny! I love the pic of Lou Pearlman the fat pedophile, giving Backstreet Boy A.J. a piggy back ride. That's a REAL PIGGY back ride too!

Dog & Beth are Proud Americans

A Mexican judge freed Dog and his puppies and threw out charges against them in Mexico when they traveled there to capture someone wanted in the U.S. Bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico. Well, their little bit of happiness was short-lived.

TMZ reports that the US Office of International Affairs will not release the bond, because they need more time to work on the case even though they had 11-months. Dog will also have to wait until October, because the judge that will handle the case is on vacation until then! That means Dog and company can roam freely in Mexico, but not in the U.S.

Dog and Beth said, "We love this country and are proud to be Americans, so this is absolutely devastating that we can now roam free in Mexico, but not in our own country."
source: DListed