Showing posts with label Cameron Diaz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cameron Diaz. Show all posts
Demi Moore Will Cut a Bitch Up!
Demi Moore will be glad when all the press for this movie (What Happens in Vegas) is over. She thinks it's "silly" that Ashton continues to make movies that no one will see, (even though she has made her share!) and hates the time he spends with his young co-stars. She would prefer that he just stay home with her, and is becoming exhausted from watching his every move.
She especially hates the single, flirty Cameron Diaz, and has referred to her as "that acne scarred tramp"
Cameron Diaz Hospitalized After Father's Death
Cameron Diaz is seeking “medical attention” after the sudden death of her beloved father, who had pneumonia. Her father Emilio, died last week, aged 58. She has been hospitalized following the death of her father due to stress.
Cameron Diaz Dad Dies Suddenly of Pneumonia
Emilio Diaz, who lived in Seal Beach, California, had recently developed the flu which ended up turning into pneumonia. The 58-year-old is said to have suddenly passed away this morning. He was a foreman for an oil company.
Mmm Hmm
Yes, I guess this fake cover of Cameron is "sexy"
But is she really "at the top of her game?" a "blond goddess?" I don't think so. This is her real, untouched face. Why didn't they just use that?
But is she really "at the top of her game?" a "blond goddess?" I don't think so. This is her real, untouched face. Why didn't they just use that?
Mini Bits
Heidi Klum and Seal's son, Henry
Lonely Cameron "I could have a boyfriend if I wanted one but I'm too intimidating" walked around L.A. alone today in her really corny shoes
Lisa Marie Presley and her husband go out to dinner at Madeo in L.A. last night. I love his sense of style!! GEE-ROSE.
We are forced to look at her wonky eye and her crab ridden crotch
Tori Spelling takes time out to pose in a bikini in all her impregnated glory
Rachel Ray's gross floppy pancake boob almost falls out
Gwyneth's ugly SHOES, face, and hair
Jay-Z, first photograph as a married man
Brit's dad let her drive around a little today where she was seen talking and singing to herself, Poor Brit
Cameron Diaz Is Rich and Famous
Her wax figure is much better looking than she is
"Here in Los Angeles people have come to either become rich and famous or be near someone like me who's rich and famous. It's really sad." Cameron Diaz, on why she's moving to New York
You know what Cam? You don't have to worry about any of those sad people trying to be near you. I don't think a soul on earth cares whether you move to New York or not. In fact, I'm sure that no one will even notice. Also, weren't you one of those sad freaksnot too long ago, trying to be rich and famous? And even with your chronic acne, someone heard your laugh by accident, and you were cast in The Mask with Jim Carrey? Oh no, THAT'S not a lucky break.
"Here in Los Angeles people have come to either become rich and famous or be near someone like me who's rich and famous. It's really sad." Cameron Diaz, on why she's moving to New York
You know what Cam? You don't have to worry about any of those sad people trying to be near you. I don't think a soul on earth cares whether you move to New York or not. In fact, I'm sure that no one will even notice. Also, weren't you one of those sad freaksnot too long ago, trying to be rich and famous? And even with your chronic acne, someone heard your laugh by accident, and you were cast in The Mask with Jim Carrey? Oh no, THAT'S not a lucky break.
Cameron Diaz Thinks She's Too Beautiful To Have a Boyfriend
“Does a girl ever get tired of being told she’s pretty? It’s when you’re told ‘You’re much prettier than you look in photos.’ How are you expected to respond? ‘That’s because you saw some sleazebag photo of me loading up my car in my gym clothes?’ Is it a compliment? ‘You look half-human in real life?’ It’s a weird one.”
Oh my God! STFU! You are NOT anything that even resembles "pretty!"
"It's been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year," she says in the new issue of British GQ. "In fact, it's the first time I haven't had one in 10 years, and I'm enjoying what I'm getting out of this moment. "I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be,
but I haven't finished doing what I'm doing," she added..."I'm a lot of woman - in a lot of ways," she says. "And I understand that can be intimidating."
Dear Cameron, How are you "alot of woman? No, seriously, you need to elaborate on that. How are you intimidating? Is it because of your beauty? Because you're such a big star, so sought after and in demand? Oh, and what do you need to "finish doing?" You haven't had a script come your way since that bomb Roman Holiday. Give us a break. Just say the truth. You can't get a date, let alone a real relationship. Below: It's just not working for you, honey. Any of it
Get over your acne covered self. Everyone else has. Get some proactive, beat up another photographer, and grow up. No one likes you, you have no career, you're ugly, and you can't even get a one night stand. Even big giant headed John Mayer and weasly afro master Justin Timberlake didn't want you.
Kids Choice Awards Brings Out The Fugs
The Kids Choice Awards had Cameron Diaz covering her acne with grease to enjoy the only event she's invited to anymore.
Smeared with glitter to appear youthful, Cameron's chest acne was sparkling with glee.
Not even the layers of make-up she carefully applied could hide her pain of not having a date since Justin over a year ago. Fast approaching forty, Cameron still prizes her award she won from the Kids eight years ago for "Best Burp", (her only award to date) Her old lady dress certainly didn't help her already gruesome appearance, but she tried to put on a brave face.
And her skin close up, oh my, it was hard to look, but even harder to look away.
Another disfigured freak who was in attendance was Asslee Simpson, who becomes more unrecognizable as each day passes. A chin implant,her second boob job, (a bad one) and a hearty dose of heroin is just what the doctor ordered! Say... girls? A tip: Glitter "went out" almost ten years ago, and it's always been "out" on anyone over the age of 17. Are you listening, Bobby Trendy?
Asslee and Cam were heard discussing how many layers of make-up they wore to the Kid Friendly event.
Smeared with glitter to appear youthful, Cameron's chest acne was sparkling with glee.
Not even the layers of make-up she carefully applied could hide her pain of not having a date since Justin over a year ago. Fast approaching forty, Cameron still prizes her award she won from the Kids eight years ago for "Best Burp", (her only award to date) Her old lady dress certainly didn't help her already gruesome appearance, but she tried to put on a brave face.
And her skin close up, oh my, it was hard to look, but even harder to look away.
Another disfigured freak who was in attendance was Asslee Simpson, who becomes more unrecognizable as each day passes. A chin implant,her second boob job, (a bad one) and a hearty dose of heroin is just what the doctor ordered! Say... girls? A tip: Glitter "went out" almost ten years ago, and it's always been "out" on anyone over the age of 17. Are you listening, Bobby Trendy?
Asslee and Cam were heard discussing how many layers of make-up they wore to the Kid Friendly event.
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