"Here in Los Angeles people have come to either become rich and famous or be near someone like me who's rich and famous. It's really sad." Cameron Diaz, on why she's moving to New York
You know what Cam? You don't have to worry about any of those sad people trying to be near you. I don't think a soul on earth cares whether you move to New York or not. In fact, I'm sure that no one will even notice. Also, weren't you one of those sad freaksnot too long ago, trying to be rich and famous? And even with your chronic acne, someone heard your laugh by accident, and you were cast in The Mask with Jim Carrey? Oh no, THAT'S not a lucky break.
