"You'd NEVER hear me say.. Mommy's feeling fat today in front of MY girls. I don't want them to be dissatisfied with their bodies." Denise Richards
Oh, but you let your oldest daughter chew on a greasy filthy rag at the age of five years old. Your THREE YEAR OLD isn't potty trained yet. Yes, you are a shining example for motherhood everywhere. And you are so versatile, what with making time out of your hectic schedule to be a cheap hooker, steal your friends drunk husbands and still squeezing in a "reality show."
