Well Kevin may be fat, but he still sends his boys to the gym to "work out" on a regular basis. Here is little Jayden at the gym yesterday with his nanny.
K-Fed is finally ready to start working for a living. He is reportedly interested in taking over his favorite Mexican restaurant, (called Casa Cordobes,) and wants to go into business with his former father-in-law. The two have spent long hours together, and became close while making fun of Britney. They have both had to put up with her insanity, and feel like she owes them. Jamie Spears dabbled in the restaurant business once before, but his last attempt running the kitchen went up in flames, primarily due to his alcoholism.
Of course, the two budding restaurateurs are expecting Britney to pay for their venture. Right now they are doing alot of cooking together a Kevin's, and experimenting with different recipes. They are sure having a ball, staying up late into the evening. This is the reason that Kevin has put on so much weight. "Daddy Spears, yer makin' me fat!" Kevin said with a glimmer in his eye, and the two men howled with laughter.
Kevin Federline is celebrating his 30th birthday a week from tomorrow at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. Page Six claims he’s being paid $175,000 for the appearance. A source told them: “Kevin is a big spender, and a draw for the crowds. So the money he gets is nothing compared to the money they make. Kevin is hoping Britney will be able to have time with the boys for a few days while he is gone, but it all depends on how she is doing at the time. Also, Kevin has to feel confident that Grandpa Spears will make sure the boys are watched over at all times while she is with them. Kevin loves Vegas and would like to make a party time out of it."
He reminded Jamie that it was he, and he alone, who was responsible for bringing sexy back. Justin told Jamie that maybe he could get Aaron Carter, the pimple ridden freak brother of Backstreet Boy Nick to do a duet with her. Jamie just shook his head in sadness.
They were overheard on the golf course discussing the aging "POP TART" and K-Fat even gave Jamie a big bear hug for seeing to it that Britney wore her underwear every day.
Oh, it doesn't end there. That night, Jamie couldn't sleep, his mind spinning with Justin's hateful words. Aaron Carter... Aaron Carter.... That's what he'd do! He'd go see that Carter boy and insist that he help Brit. His little girl deserved another chance, and he was going to give it to her.
Oh, it's gonna happen, ya HEAR?" he bellowed. "You and ma gurl up thare on that stage singin a perty duet!" and it dang well better be a blockbuster hit too, or I'm comin' for ya, punk!"
"But Jamie!" Aaron sputtered, unable to breathe. "I aint got no career! I just got popped by the man fer havin' drugs! ".. Jamie didn't hear Aaron's pleas, though. Thoughts of his sweet baby girl filled his mind with sadness and urgency.
After dragging Aaron out to the car, Jamie felt an eerie calm wash over him. "We aint movin' from this here car till you say you'll sing with my baba gurl." Aaron finally agreed.
Britney wondered where Daddy was. He'd been gone for such a long time, and she wanted to show him her style she'd chosen today, the big ugly sunglasses with the blouse 3 sizes too small.
Just how much of this story is true? Jamie did, in fact, call and beg Justin to do a series of concerts with Britney. and Justin was firm in his response that it would never happen. Daddy Spears did call K-Fat for a round of golf. The rest I made up. I couldn't resist.
