He reminded Jamie that it was he, and he alone, who was responsible for bringing sexy back. Justin told Jamie that maybe he could get Aaron Carter, the pimple ridden freak brother of Backstreet Boy Nick to do a duet with her. Jamie just shook his head in sadness."We come from the same backwoods roots, boy," Jamie said, his voice choking with tears.
"I dun counted on you to help up my here dotter, but you dun let me down, and I won't soon fergit it."
Jamie was so upset that he called K-Fat to ask him to go out for a round of golf. Once Jamie promised he would bring a few dozen Krispy Kremes, K-Fat readily agreed.
They were overheard on the golf course discussing the aging "POP TART" and K-Fat even gave Jamie a big bear hug for seeing to it that Britney wore her underwear every day."That thare job alone is werth da $25 hundie a week I get, boy," Jamie told Kevin.
Kevin replied, "You aint just a kiddin', Daddy Spears! That thare gurl a yorn is a handful!"
Just then, the friendly pair heard the sound of beat boxing. It was Justin coming towards them! "Hey, homies! Mind if I hit a few?" he yelled.
"STOP RIGHT THARE, BOY!" Jamie yelled his face red with fury. "I reckon you better turn N' hightail it outta here! This here is a private golf game!" Jamie said, swallowing hard and fighting back tears. "I dun knowed you since you was a young'n but after wut you dun I don't want ta be knowin' you no more!"
Kevin was uncomfortable, and wanted the J man to stay, because he had promised to go a few rounds of beat boxing with him sometime. But he knew this wasn't going to be the time.
Justin was raging inside, not wanting to be made a fool in front of K-Fat, so to hide his shame, he started break dancing right there on the golf course. The three caused quite a scene, but Justin finally left, loudly singing "What goes around comes around", as if to warn Jamie for embarrassing him. Though the men in Brit's life were badly shaken at first, they soon went back to their golf game, promising to meet again real soon.
Oh, it doesn't end there. That night, Jamie couldn't sleep, his mind spinning with Justin's hateful words. Aaron Carter... Aaron Carter.... That's what he'd do! He'd go see that Carter boy and insist that he help Brit. His little girl deserved another chance, and he was going to give it to her.
Jamie arrived early in the morning at the house of Carter, and told his plan to Aaron. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Why ME?" he laughed, and before he could say another word, Jamie exploded in a blind rage and grabbed the pimple faced teen by the throat..
Oh, it's gonna happen, ya HEAR?" he bellowed. "You and ma gurl up thare on that stage singin a perty duet!" and it dang well better be a blockbuster hit too, or I'm comin' for ya, punk!"
"But Jamie!" Aaron sputtered, unable to breathe. "I aint got no career! I just got popped by the man fer havin' drugs! ".. Jamie didn't hear Aaron's pleas, though. Thoughts of his sweet baby girl filled his mind with sadness and urgency.
After dragging Aaron out to the car, Jamie felt an eerie calm wash over him. "We aint movin' from this here car till you say you'll sing with my baba gurl." Aaron finally agreed.
Britney wondered where Daddy was. He'd been gone for such a long time, and she wanted to show him her style she'd chosen today, the big ugly sunglasses with the blouse 3 sizes too small.
Just how much of this story is true? Jamie did, in fact, call and beg Justin to do a series of concerts with Britney. and Justin was firm in his response that it would never happen. Daddy Spears did call K-Fat for a round of golf. The rest I made up. I couldn't resist.
