Is Kate Hudson Having Justin Timberlake's Baby?

Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson started tongues wagging back in January when they were spotted getting cozy at club Villa in Hollywood. Some reports said that the couple were even caught kissing that night.

Flash forward one month later and we have tons of Kate Hudson pregnancy rumors, Jessica Biel out of the country and another Justin/Kate sighting this time having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in New York.

Lisa Marie Presley DOES Look Like Marilyn

While researching my shocking expose' on celebrity odors, I somehow came across this amazing photo of Lisa Marie Presley, who was "made up to look like" Marilyn Monroe. I can't believe that it ISN'T MARILYN.

WTF?!

This picture of Paris Hilton's manager, Elliot Mintz, has not been retouched in ANY WAY. He threw Paris an early birthday party last night. WTF?! is wrong with him? Doesn't anybody know how to use fake tanner? Do they actually pay people to spray this crap on them, and don't they see how they look? UGH I mean he's sickening! There are so many things wrong here (his glistening suit, pink hued lips, far away look in his eyes, etc.) that I don't even get it!

Paris tried to keep Wonky covered with her hair again. She didn't have much fun at her party. The pink haired, tiara-clad tramp happily posed for pictures when she arrived, but left looking decidedly glum. As Paris exited the West Hollywood hotspot, she held hands with her lesbian friend, Brittny Gastineau while publicist Elliot Mintz kept a steady hand on his client’s shoulder. Hope he didn't smear her lovely frock with that brown crap that he's covered with! FREAKS.

Cher Lived With Teeny Tom For a Couple of Years.. WTF?!

Cher with son, Elijah Blue. He has said his mom's music "was whack"

Cher, now 61, confirmed rumours that she had dated 45-year-old pint-sized Tom in the 80s, despite the fact that his rat like face sometimes frightened her. She didn't say his face frightened her, but she said she didn't understand Scientology, because Sonny also followed the cult.

Cher told Good Morning American today that Top Gun star Cruise was not a Scientologist when they were seeing each other and described him as "just the most adorable man you can imagine". Oh, sweet. He was the teeniest lil' man. Unfortunately, Cher was forced to move on when His Teeniness announced early on in their relationship that there was to be no sex!

Elijah Blue, Cher's son with rocker Gregg Allman, is disgusted by Cruise. He said:
I can't believe how he acts now, he's not the same person at all. He was totally different. My mom and I lived with him for a couple of years.
He shouldn't be trying to help his career by talking about his personal life. People aren't buying into his whole act."

And just for fun, Allman through this in: that he had slept with Paris Hilton and afterwards, "he was forced to scrub down his genitalia with disinfectant."

WTF?!

What happened to Kelly LeBrock, "the most perfect woman on earth?" (At least in the eighties) (Weird Science, Lady in Red) I'm not talking about her age, or weight... she's not fat, she doesn't have bad plastic surgery... so why does she look like a big, manly football player?

Tori's Wispy Beard

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's Fallbrook, CA bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, has been evacuated due to threats from the CA wildfires.

More importantly, what is wrong with Tori's chin?! What's with all these celebs having bad facial hair? (Courtney Love, Natalie Portman, Mariah) It looks like she has a wispy beard, or a mask on, her face doesn't match her neck. It's very confusing, and difficult to look at. Tori never was a great beauty, but wow, I didn't know she was this ugly.

WTF?

Actor James Spader

Is Louis Joking?

I'm a big fan of Louis Vuitton, but please tell me who this nurse in mourning look is for?