Showing posts with label amy winehouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amy winehouse. Show all posts

Amy O.D.'s, Chicken Cures Her

Amy only hours before being rushed to the hospital

Paramedics were careful with the delicate , freshly washed beauty as they took her to the hospital at 3:45 A.M.

The many faces of Amy, all hauntingly beautiful
Amy's dad brought KFC to the hospital, and she was released a few hours later





Amy's Wacky Weekend

amy hits grill

Amy punches the metal grill outside a shop

amy's hands?

She began the night in high spirits, squirting water with a high-powered jet from her garage at fans gathered outside her Camden, north London, home shortly before 1am.

About half an hour later she stumbled to a live music bar Stables at Camden's Proud Galleries.

She started running to the club with a mystery pal, telling photographers she was going to take them on a trip round the back streets.
She also told them - bizarrely - their mothers would like her because 'it kept it interesting'. Huh?

amy runs


amy rests

After her burst of crack fueled energy Amy needs a sit down

Before she got to the club she slumped down outside a shop, pushing her security guard away.

amy arrives home


Tattlebits

Giorgio Armani is smokin' hot, his face stretched tighter than Britney's sweatpants

Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney

How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"

Amy enjoys a night on the town


John Travolta isn't gay


Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade


Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.

Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband

"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian

Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today


Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys


Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking

she has real pretty clothes

and shoes
these are her new ones

and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes

Amy likes a big morsel of crack

with her fries

and her joint


They Wish


Why does Amy look so good?


Because its the wax Amy, recently unveiled at Madam Tussaud's in London. Her parents posed proudly with the statue of their daughter,

but Amy was at a crack party, and couldn't bother to attend.

amy winehouse

To make the wax Amy appear more authentic, after the unveiling, those in attendance were asked to burn her statue with cigarettes and slice up the arms with knives


Then, the crowd roared with laughter as they rolled Amy's wax likeness (which looks nothing like her) in a large barrel of garbage, and ran over it several times with their cars.

Amy Wants Five Kids

Amy Winehouse has been accused of smoking crack supplied by Johnny Blagrove and Cara Burton
Amy Winehouse has revealed that she wants at least five children with her handsome, jailed husband Blake.


Amy Winehouse

In an interview published today, Winehouse talked of the couple's plans for a large family.

'I want at least five kids,' she said. 'I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.' said the hideous crackhead. She said the couple wanted identical twins. AHHHH!!!!!!

Hopefully, the twins would look just like delicately beautiful Amy

Amy would make a great mom

Amy has the hands of a rotting corpse, perfect for gently tending to the needs of her five children

Winehouse


But Fielder-Civil will not be released until at least December after admitting beating up a pub landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice.

Blake

Mugshot: Blake Fielder-Civil's police picture was released after he was sentenced to 27 months behind bars

German model Sophie Schandorff, 21, was obviously distraught after the hearing. She caused a stir at court in April when she was in Winehouse's usual place to support Fielder-Civil and the couple were seen to mouth 'I love you' to each other.

Sentencing of Blake Fielder-Civil
Blake court case
Blake's new girlfriend Sophie Schandorff broke down outside the court following Blake's sentencing