worth 1000
Celebs Without Retouching
Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson
Cameron Diaz
Oprah
Lindsay Lohan
images: worth 1000
Cameron Diaz
Oprah
Lindsay Lohan
images: worth 1000
Skank Patrol
Denise Richards and Carmen Electra at "the club." It looks to me like Denise has been spending some time on her knees.
Still Gross
Nice claw hand!
Okay, so Lindsay has been clean for three weeks. Good for her. I'm bored with her already. She still looks like trash. I don't think it's because she smokes, hey, I'm all for the ciggies. It's the WAY she smokes, and who she is. She's like one of those ugly bitches from the Bronx, or the Jersey shore. Oh wait, that is where she's from. No wonder. Oh, and she's always ORANGE too. Gross.
Quote of the Day By Someone Really Gross
“I made a commitment when I was in there to God and to myself that, when I got out, I was going to do God’s work, and I was going to share with other people what I’ve been through and how God changed my life,” Lohan said.
He is now a spokesman for GodMen, which holds events designed to help Christian men renew their faith.
NICE SHIRT, "GOD MAN!"
IS SHE JOKING?
The rumors are true, Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn (and Bryan,) is writing a parenting book. Thomas Nelson publishers, a religious based publishing company has confirmed Lynne has been signed to a deal.
The book is supposedly due out on Mother’s Day, and is titled ‘Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.’
WHY WHY WHY Would ANYONE want parenting tips from HER? Has anyone seen Britney? Now O.J. should write a book on tips to be a good father, and Karla Homolka (see My favorite killers post) should write a book on how to be a great sister.
For The First Time Ever!
They are usually real ugly
Jennifer Garner and her daughter Violet look cute
Hollywood's Biggest Weens
These sexy celebs are said to have large weens, over ten inches.
David Hasselhoff and Tommy Lee Jones
Larry King and Quentin Tarantino (gross)
Arsenio Hall and David Cassidy
Alec Baldwin and James Woods
David Hasselhoff and Tommy Lee Jones
Larry King and Quentin Tarantino (gross)
Arsenio Hall and David Cassidy
Alec Baldwin and James Woods
Britney at the Courthouse
Trying to find Britney's car in this mess is like Where's Waldo? Here she is, trying to go to court yesterday.
I Hate Justin Timberlake
So does Australia!
like he's going to say that to the photographer, who does that pube face think he is!
source: perezhilton
like he's going to say that to the photographer, who does that pube face think he is!
source: perezhilton
Still Together
Though Star Magazine has reported the break-up of Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi, they claim they are still together.
Paris Threatens Toronto Sex Shop
Paris Hilton came in "disguised" in a skull costume complete with skull mask.
This really happened. Paris' skanky ass started screaming at the employees of a porn store in Toronto on Wednesday afternoon about advertising her porn flick.
Paris yelled at them in her "serious" voice (not the creepy baby voice), "You guys can't use my image in a porn store. I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the fuck out of this place." She started tearing the posters down and telling them to take everything out or she's going to "call the fucking cops."
After she left, a man described as her manager came in and threatened the store to keep quiet or they will have a lawsuit on their hands.
The owners of the stores allowed CTV to watch the surveillance video. It hasn't been released, because the store is currently in talks to sell the tape for about $50,000. Watch for it on a blog near you!
source: Dlisted
She Works Hard For The Money
This chick is Luana De Faverie - The Australian barmaid who was fined for crushing beer cans with her breasts.
An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples. Ha! Ha!
source: The Daily Mail, Dlisted
OH MY!
TMZ is right outside the courtroom and has watched as Britney has gone to the bathroom not once, or twice, but THREE times, all while looking extremely distraught. and wearing her fave boots.
As we first reported, the parenting coach's report may be front and center as the reason for Brit's emotional afternoon. When court was over, she was crying and Kevin was smiling.
On a related note, "EXTRA" is reporting that when their reporter asked her how she was doing, Britney shouted, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!" and walked back into the courtroom crying.
Beyonce Poops Her Pants at The Mall
Here is a "fun" story about Beyonce:
She has been trying to lose weight by taking laxatives. She had to go to the mall, and she had forgotten she took a double dose of laxatives. How I hate when that happens! She suddenly had to poop, and thinks she's way too bootilicious to poop in a public restroom. She raced out of the mall in such a hurry that she smashed into another car, and then actually pooped in her white jumpsuit IN THE PARKINGLOT, when she got out of her car after the accident. I love this one, she thinks she's so cool.
source: E! online the awful truth
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