Homos in Love

With his clumsy robot beard Katie following as far behind as possible (while he still drags her along) Tom enjoys a day at the motorcycle races with his even tinier friend and one true love, Scientology leader David Miscavige. UGH. UGH. UGH.

The lovers keep their bitchy, manly beard nearby so as to conceal the intensity and power of their tiny man love

Tom & Kate Show Off Their Gigantic Heads

Tom and KATE have very high opinions of themselves, but sadly, the whole world laughs at them. The unattractive pair attended a motorcycle race dressed in motorcycle jackets to appear cool, but their heads have outgrown their bodies.

She has herpes on her lips as usual and they both look like they're smelling something. UGH

Earlier in the day, ugly Katie went shopping with her only friends, Suri and her mom

Suri is a brat and had a big load in her sagging diaper

Everyone Knows Tom Cruise is a Loser Except Him

Tom Cruise doesn't get that everyone knows he's a freak, and we don't care about his movies. He demanded 20 million for Edwin A. Salt and producers laughed and then hired an unknown for the role. Fox News reports:
It looks like there’s a snag in Tom Cruise’s big career comeback film. According to sources, Cruise is probably not going to be playing the role of Edwin A. Salt, a fictional CIA officer who is outed as a spy.

“Edwin A. Salt,” which is set at Columbia Pictures, has had a rocky road. First Terry George was set to direct. He left and was replaced by Philip Noyce.

But now Cruise is out, and I’m told it’s because of money. Apparently, Tom is unaware of the change in his status in the Hollywood community. Where once he was the top-paid star, Cruise now is in a position where a $20 million salary is not possible. I’m told an internal memo went around among the film’s producers and top creators in which the Cruise situation was discussed and names were gathered for a replacement.

The reasons for Cruise’s departure are not just his diminished popularity, negative public opinion and Scientology — although those would be good enough. It’s also just generational. Cruise is 45. His heyday as a box office star — if he ever had one — is over.

Meantime, Cruise remains at the center of the mystery concerning his kids Isabella and Connor’s continued absence from their mother, Nicole Kidman. The kids, I’m told, still have not visited Kidman in Tennessee nor met their new half-sister, Sunday Rose. This kind of thing, Cruise doesn’t seem to comprehend, only adds to his career predicament.

Get Over Yourself

Katie Holmes is afraid that her (highly advanced other worldly being), Suri will get germs from human children.

While her pint sized gay husband was reshooting scenes for his long-delayed bomb “Valkyrie” on the grounds of a Pasadena, CA church, Katie agreed to let Suri play, but not before she ordered her bodyguard to give the nearby swings, benches and small jungle gym the once-over with a special Scientology spray of sanitizer and disinfectant, said the source….

“She even made an a evil and increasingly frustrated Suri stay in the car until she accomplished her mission. Katie could be overheard telling her, ‘Hang on, oh wise earth child.... I’ll be done soon… we cannot risk infecting you with dirt from planet Earth.."

Tom Cruise is a Fatass

Tom Cruise was spotted showing off his back fat and fat ass on a hiking trip in Colorado.

The gay 5'5" Cruise and Holmes, 29, spent the long weekend with their family at their Telluride home in the Centennial State to celebrate America's Independence Day.

Wide around the middle: Tom Cruise with his family after a hike in Colorado

In between joining the locals for the national holiday festivities, Cruise enjoyed a hike in the hot sun around the nearby mountains.

After arriving back from his walk, a sweaty Cruise showed off his expanding girth as he stripped off by his car.

Earlier in the weekend, Cruise showed his patriotic side as he donned a cowboy hat, (which he looked ridiculous in) for a day out with Holmes, daughter Suri, 2, and 13-year-old son Conner.

Holmes' decreasing weight has attracted media attention in recent months.
Cruise was reported to have banned Holmes from discussing diets with super-skinny friend Victoria Beckham.

Instead it was left to Suri to steal the limelight as she was decked out with two American flags waving from her bright red headband.
Suri's proud patriotic display comes after Cruise recently said he was 'amazed' by his daughter.

'She likes to dance and sing, get her nails done with mom - really beautiful,' he said.

Beat Down Fag Hag

The life of a fag hag has taken it's toll on once pretty Katie, who looks like an ugly, borderline retarded man who just rolled out of bed


Suri is uglien' up just like her mom


What Katie would look like in this pose today

Cruise's Have a Tent Warming Party

In keeping with their tradition of acting like they are in their seventies, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a BORING housewarming party, and the sounds of HORNS from the BIG BAND music that played loudly at their old people party was said to "pierce the night air." Wow, that sounds fun. Ever heard of normal music? Some Counting Crows or Tool maybe? LOSERS.
Kirstie Alley and her daughter were there

J.Lo was there, but Marc had to babysit

Big fat bitchy know-it-all kiss ass Oprah was there with her husband Gayle


Brooke Shields and her psycho hubby went too, wow these people really look fun. UGH Can you imagine? J.Lo what a bitch, and Oprah, their EGOS!!! and Tom's too. What did they do/talk about? How cool they all think they are, and how much their stuff costs.

Sick, they are "too cool" to have the party in their house!! Even though it's a housewarming party, they had it in a tent!! They must not have had enough room in their house...

The Cruise's Threaten Baby Store

Baby store Petit Tresor has been delivered an angry letter from Tom Cruise's lawyers, claiming that they "leaked" info about Katie's lavish purchases there. Don't Tom and Kate have anything better to do? Shouldn't she be out trying to buy something else, maybe some more gigantic old lady sunglasses? UGH.

Katie Holmes is a Childish Bitch

Katie Holmes may be a gigantic, brainwashed robot, but she can also be a real bitch. According to Nine MSN, KATE has been treating her hired help like they are slaves, and is a terrible slob and a bitch. Kate, who was only known for her role in the lame teen show, Dawson's Creek prior to marrying "the most famous movie star in the world," (HER words), took a drink of Tom's daily smoothie that the housekeeper prepared for him, which contains secret Scientology ingredients, and when Tom asked why it wasn't full, Kate blamed the housekeeper, just to watch her squirm.
Tom and Katie have perfected the "fake" movie kiss

Will Smith's New Scientology School

Will Smith has started a new private school called New Village Academy. Smith’s school uses the same materials as Scientology schools, mentions L. Ron Hubbards “Study Tech,” by name, and even employs teachers who are known Scientologists. The language on Smith’s school’s website is also loaded with words and concepts specific to Scientology, and the mission is straight out of the Scientology handbook.

The class materials are the same ones created by Scientology and used in Scientology schools.
Smith’s school uses Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard’s “tech,” and the Heron Basics language program.Brainwashing techniques will most certainly be taught.

Don't Bother a Man When He's Having His Homo Fantasies

You already know about the soccer game that was the perfect photo opp for The Cruise fam, since Tom and Kate hadn't been seen with Connor and Isabella since the summer of 2006.
Kate is a hunched over old woman zombie, and Tom was in a frenzied state as he never took his eyes off his dream lover, Becks. Suri was crying because of the noise, but Tom didn't care! Nothing would spoil his homo fantasy.. nothing.

Finally, Isabella, the only one with any sense, was yelling, "Earth Father! We must stop the small wise one from her screaming! Earth Father! Are you listening?!" while Bella tried to comfort Suri with a doll. It was in this moment that Bella realized that perhaps her earth father was, indeed, insane. Tom is on the edge of his seat, literally, watching his man score a goal. "Not now, child, I warn you!" he murmured in his strict and uncompromising tone.

Tom & Katie "Babysit" The Beckhams

Tom and KATE went to watch Tom's lover, David Beckham, play soccer. Posh had really important things to do, she needed to practice her bitch face, so Tom and KatE agreed to watch The Beckham's three sons, below. Of course, a nanny or two and a bodyguard were the real babysitters. Look how intensely Tom's love burns for Becks!

In the VIP box: (Where else?) The Beckham's kids
Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn (left to right)
Isabella, 15, right

Tom cheered David as he played at the home LA
Galaxy stadium, yelling:

"GO DAVY! GO BECKS! STAY STRONG, BUDDY! THAT A WAY, DAVY!"

But tragically, his cheers were in vain –
because LA Galaxy were thrashed 2-1 by the New York
Red Bulls.

Katie really loves watching the soccer game! You can tell it's her passion.

In this pic, Tom was overheard roaring, "That's my boy! Way to kick, champ! YEAH!! RIGHT ON!!"

And in Tom's mind........

Katie looks older than Tom now!!! Look at her, she
looks like Eleanor Donahue, Princess from
Father Knows Best, and Andy Griffith's girlfriend.
Wait, Tom is 45, how old is Kate? 54?
I think she's 26! What a hag.

And I notice the publicity conscious couple left Suri's ba-ba at home, so she's trying to devour her fist.

Pediatrician's All Agree: No Bottle After Age One

But that's advice to human mom's with human babies. Scientology babies like Leah Remini's baby do quite well on a bottle for as many years as they feel they need it. Scientologists feel it is quite normal to be pooping your pants when you start school, and sucking on a bottle.

Kate's "Itch" Sends Ratface Scurrying Back To The Lab

Tom and "Kate" are reportedly going back into the Scientology lab to create a brother or sister for Suri. Kate said "I've got the itch," which is the most sickening way I can think of to describe wanting another, um... "baby"

A "close friend" (LIKE THEY HAVE ANY FRIENDS!) said: “Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”

And it doesn’t seem as if Tom’s averse to the idea, with the source adding: “He said if Kate wants to make another baby, she doesn’t have to ask twice. He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now.”

Yeah. she doesn't have to ask twice, he just needs to order up some yummy L. Ron Hubbard sperm and they'll be good to go. AH!!!!!!!!

Big Night Out

The "stars" were at The Costume Institute Gala Event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Tuesday night.. J.Lo.. still not over herself



A pigeon toed George Clooney and Julia Roberts



WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make eye contact!!

This retarded "If I don't smile I look really cool " thing is getting SO OLD, but Fergie is ugly anyway

Scary Kate is such a troll!!

Christina Ricci

Old bitch Posh

Tom actually looks good