She's SO UGLY I'm Having Nightmares Since I Saw Her Again

One Legged Gold Digger Turns Down 60 Million

Paul McCartney can't even rid himself of this ugly, sickening, one legged skank for sixty million dollars! This bitch wants twice that much or more. She used to be a cheap whore (see Denise Richards) and live in a dumpster. He's a moron though, no prenup.

Even Barry Hates Elisabeth

Barry Manilow has cancelled his appearance on The View tomorrow, saying he will not appear on the same stage as idiot Elisabeth Hasselback.

"I find her to be dangerous and offensive," Barry said, fighting back tears.

Dumb Bitch Laughs at Owen's Suicide Attempt

Gwyneth Paltrow Prepares to Bore Us Some More

Gwyneth Paltrow is "putting Hollywood on hold" to film her own TV cookery show, it was revealed. Didn't she put Hollywood on hold like five years ago? What did the boring, skinny, conceited freak ever do anyway? Yes.. I know she won an Oscar, but did anyone really see Shakespeare in Love? Also, does she even eat? "The macrobiotic enthusiast will leave hubby Chris Martin and kids Apple and Moses behind for two months as she tours Spain with chef Mario Batali." She's a scientist too?! "Gwyneth and Mario travel the country, cooking and sampling the local delicacies with cameras following her every move." BORING. Will anyone watch this? I guess so, I mean who doesn't watch PBS!
She still doesn't eat pork or beef, but is willing to sample other delicacies for the show. Gwyneth claimed: "I eat all that [Spanish] stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all."
source: Daily Mail

Ding Dong The Witch is Dead

Leona Helmsley, the "Queen of Mean" hotel operator, died at 87 today from heart failure, which was brought on by being the biggest bitch in the world. Famous for saying "Only the little people pay taxes", and then being fined seven million dollars by the IRS, she was impossibly cruel to everyone she ever knew. In her will, she left her dog, Trouble, 12 million dollars and not a cent to her grandchildren.

Big Gums Won't Like This Book

Katie Couric is a bullying diva who used her status as a widowed mom to get sympathy, a nasty hatchet-job of a new book claims. I've always seen through this beady-eyed bitch, with her clown make-up and her gigantic gums. You can see the evil in her eyes.

The most shocking story in Edward Klein's unauthorized biography, "Katie: The Real Story," is that Couric's marriage to Jay Monahan was on the rocks long before he died of cancer in 1998, and the only reason Katie didn't divorce him was her fear of negative publicity.She always made Monahan feel as if he wasn't good enough for her, and told him she didn't love him.

In the book, to be released by Crown Publishing next Tuesday, Klein says Couric was so chillingly calculating that cynics at NBC took bets on how long it would take her to exploit Monahan's death.
She went out of her way to make Ann Curry's life miserable because she was jealous of her. Matt Lauer threatened to leave The Today Show if her contract was renewed.She uses and threatens people to get what she wants. I knew no one would want to watch her report real news. She was annoying enough on The Today Show, always so desperate for attention and trying to be funny. UGH.I'm excited for this book to come out.

HELL TO THE NO, O, WE WON'T GO!

The great and powerful Oprah Winfrey wants guests for her big Barack Obama fundraiser to stay at some fancy resort -- and she tried using her fat Oprah muscle to make a wedding party that was booked at the ranch give up their rooms for her. What a rude bitch!

Page Six reports that O wanted out-of-towners for the big Sept. 8 benefit to stay at the San Ysidro Ranch, but it was booked for a wedding. "Oprah and her "people" have been calling the bride,trying to force them to vacate some of the rooms to accommodate her guest list," says a Post source. "The bride, an attorney, is not budging." GOOD FOR HER!

HO of the Day

Tiffany Pollard, from "I Love New York" is still a ho who thinks she's hot. Okay, I did watch the show, but I'm still having nightmares about her mom, Sister Patterson. Tiffany enjoys herself alone at Marquee in NYC last night. Yum.
photo: Bossip

Hasselbeck is a Chicken Killer

This stupid bitch from The View used hand motions to describe how to chop a chickens head off. Cool!

Donald Wants to Help!

Having run out of Rosie ammunition, media whore Donald Trump has now landed in the news by linking himself to all the hard-partying starlets — and saying he wants to have the “trio of bimbos,” Paris, Britney and Lindsay, on Celebrity Apprentice.

But why does he need them…? He already has a bevy of A-list stars lined up, like Carmen Electra, Amorosa and Kimora Lee Simmons!

source: Holy Candy