Why did Lance Armstrong end it with Kate Hudson? The same reason every other man does. She's a bitchy know-it-all, and a clingy whiner.
Seems the Tour de France champ and cancer survival poster boy was feeling a bit ‘’smothered” by the actress. According to an Armstrong associate at his Livestrong charity foundation, the sports hero felt Hudson was ”just too needy,” and was coming on ”too strong, too fast … sensing Kate was way too desperate, a woman who clearly can’t be on her own without a man in her life at all times.”
He may have a point. Hudson always seems to escalate her relationships quickly — even turning things into familylike outings with her son Ryder ever-present, as he has been with Armstrong and with Hudson’s last flame, Owen Wilson.
One thing Armstrong reportedly liked about ex-girlfriend Sheryl Crow — and one reason that relationship lasted as long as it did — was that ”Sheryl’s one very independent woman. … Lance liked that,” said the source. But he's such a creepy weasel that he broke up with her when he found out she had cancer. What a guy. UGH.
Kate's stinky ex Chris Robinson and Ryder
In other big news, Kate has powerful B.O., as she won't wear deodorant, and her son wants his hair cut.
Showing posts with label Kate Hudson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kate Hudson. Show all posts
Kate Hudson is a Desperate Slut
Bad News, Kate: Hippies Aren't "Cool"
Ryder is cute, despite his mother's attempt to force him to be a "hippie."
I hate people who try to be things they aren't. Especially things that were NEVER COOL. Kate? You're not a "hippie," except maybe for the way you smell, because everyone is well aware that you don't bathe. UGH
Do you think you could wash and brush his hair at least? NO, CUT HIS HAIR. Let him decide if he wants to be an ugly freak like his dad and Celine Dion's son when he gets older
I know you think you're cool, but your misplaced arrogance, coupled with the fact that you're a dirty, know-it-all slut, is really not cool
Your movies suck too! Your first one was good, but then you thought you were going to win an Oscar, so all the ones after that have sucked.
when did you get so ugly?
My daughter told me you were a freak a long time ago, and I didn't listen. But you are. CUT. HIS. HAIR.
I hate people who try to be things they aren't. Especially things that were NEVER COOL. Kate? You're not a "hippie," except maybe for the way you smell, because everyone is well aware that you don't bathe. UGH
Do you think you could wash and brush his hair at least? NO, CUT HIS HAIR. Let him decide if he wants to be an ugly freak like his dad and Celine Dion's son when he gets older
I know you think you're cool, but your misplaced arrogance, coupled with the fact that you're a dirty, know-it-all slut, is really not cool
Your movies suck too! Your first one was good, but then you thought you were going to win an Oscar, so all the ones after that have sucked.
when did you get so ugly?
My daughter told me you were a freak a long time ago, and I didn't listen. But you are. CUT. HIS. HAIR.
Kate Hudson Shouldn't Laugh
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still together after two weeks of having sex.
Both ugly, both boring
and.. Kate is extra ugly when she laughs, gross
Both ugly, both boring
and.. Kate is extra ugly when she laughs, gross
Owen Chooses Strippers Over Kate
Owen Wilson has had no prob getting over annoying and demanding know-it-all, Kate Hudson. The NY Post reports that:“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blonds. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”
After the club, a big boobed version of Kate “spent some private time” with Owen in a VIP suite.
“If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least,” the buxom look-alike told us. “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.”
Kate Hudson is a Slut
According to Us Magazine, slutty Kate Hudson has been hooking up with Lance Armstrong. The new couple went on a cozy dinner date at Chuy's Hula Hut in Austin, Texas, according to a source. On Saturday night, the pair joined a group of six, including two women and four children.
"They seemed like they were having a great time."
Lance has dated Sheryl Crow, Paris Hilton and Ashley Olsen.
Owen & Kate Break Up Again
Just a few weeks ago, Kate Hudson was bothering Owen Wilson while he was trying to sleep, and telling the world that they were ready to start a family. But The Butterscotch Beast isn't ready to settle down anytime soon, and Kate is known for being a demanding know-it-all. Besides, Owen doesn't want to give up his Hawaiian skinny dipping "sessions" with Woody Harrelson.
"It was a pretty bad break up," a friend of Wilson's told a US magazine.
"Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants
to put it behind him."
Kate Hudson's Stalker Arrested
Kate Hudson's stalker has been arrested. Neil Bergman, 44, of Whitefield, N.H., was arraigned on burglary charges in Boston Municipal Court the other day and was then sent off for a 30-day mental evaluation. After Bergman was apprehended, he ranted to cops about Hudson and her mother, actress Goldie Hawn. Bergman, who claims to be a bartender at the Mountain View Grand Resort, was tossed out of the fab Four Seasons for “making a ruckus” the day before he was allegedly nabbed with stolen property.
Bergman posed as a gardener on Beacon Hill while allegedly burglarizing homes. Police arrested him last week near the Boston Common bandstand - he was wearing yellow slippers - and charged him with receiving stolen goods, burglary and other infractions. In his 2000 Honda Civic, police allegedly found two axes, computer equipment, a copper weather vane, outdoor flower pots, an Elvis plate, a Christmas tree, and lots of women’s clothing.
Kate Bothers Owen
Kate Hudson turned 29 on April 19th, and spent her birthday in Miami with Owen Wilson
Kate was crawling around on him, bugging him, and all he wanted to do was take a nap. Hey, drugs make you sleepy
Clingy, annoying Kate wears Owen out with her bossiness too
Meanwhile, earlier in the week back on the Boston set of Hudson’s movie-in-the-making “Bride Wars”, Kate was not impressed with a customized cake given to by the owner of the home being used for the movie.
Kate was crawling around on him, bugging him, and all he wanted to do was take a nap. Hey, drugs make you sleepy
Clingy, annoying Kate wears Owen out with her bossiness too
Meanwhile, earlier in the week back on the Boston set of Hudson’s movie-in-the-making “Bride Wars”, Kate was not impressed with a customized cake given to by the owner of the home being used for the movie.
A source told the New York Daily News: “I saw the cake. It was weird, in the shape of a woman/snake/lizard kneeling. The company who made it applied a photo of Kate’s head to the cake - it looks like something they probably got from Us magazine.”
The insider added, “Kate accepted the cake , but didn’t eat it. It was found under some crew jackets and garbage when the crew was wrapping up.”
Hot New Celebrity Trend: The Ugly Husband
Why do so many celebrities go after the prize of the ugly husband? So many reasons! Because they are so insecure in themselves that they think "He'll never leave ME".. Now, we will study the curious celebrity trend of: The Ugly Husband
The celebrity herself may also be unattractive, but this doesn't matter. She is THE STAR. She sees an ugly husband as an accessory that will never go out of style. He will never say NO to her. He will go where she wants, when she wants. He will ask for nothing but to be in her presence. Such as in the case of Jordan Bratman and Christina Aguilera. He is her chauffeur, never her equal.
The ugly husband will do as he is told, and not bother the star with questions. His unconditional love will make the star seem attractive to others. He will humiliate himself, and turn over his dignity to pose for ridiculous photo shoots
The ugly husband will never tell a star she is wrong. He will never dare speak his own mind. He is there to serve her, and when the babies are screaming at night, he will run to their nursery and quiet them so as not to disturb the sleeping star
The ugly husband will assure the star of her beauty, even when he thinks he cannot bear the sight or sound of her another moment. Even when she has blackheads on her ears, he will stay silent, for his suffering is further proof of his devotion. When she asks him if she has too much make-up on, or if her hairline resembles a gorilla's, he will soothe her with comforting compliments, even if he doesn't mean them.
He will plead with her adoring fans to give her some space, and protect her with his own life if need be, all the while asking nothing in return. For he is too ugly to find another, and his wife won't let him forget this.
The ugly husband will have the privilege of being seen with the star, and others knowing that he enjoys sexual intimacy with this beauty. Because no one knows that he must beg, and first complete many difficult and tiresome tasks to her satisfaction before this is so. Then, he must perform under the constant pressure of her demands, for if he doesn't, his punishment will be swift and severe.
janet jackson & jermaine dupri
The uglier the husband, the more publicity for a "not so big" star. His ugliness will actually make her more famous and popular in several ways! She will be seen as a kind person for loving someone so ugly, and they will constantly be photographed so that others can discuss how ugly he is, and why she would marry him.
brittany murphy and simon monjack
But wait.. is it possible that the star actually loves her ugly husband? Of course not, and the reason is simple. They can only love themselves, and no one must stand in the way of that
Rene' and Celine Dion
If the star feels that the ugly husband has been responsible for their stardom in any way, the star will suffer any abuse or disrespect at the hands of the ugly spouse, out of debt and gratitude. Such as in the case of Celine Dion, and her ugly old husband Rene'. Rene' has embarrassed Celine time and time again, everything from raping their servants to losing two million of her hard earned dollars in a single night at the poker table.
Sadly, Celine will stand by him, as he reminds her that she would still be living in that hellhole in Canada with her eighteen brothers and sisters if not for his business sense in marketing her at the young age of 13, even mortgaging his home to do it. For with her fame, there was a price. And the price was a lifetime of looking at his face.
Rene agreed to father a child with Celine, but only a girl, as he wanted to guide her to great stardom also. When Celine gave birth to a boy, Rene angrily insisted that the boy must always look like, and be raised as a girl. Celine had no choice but to follow his wishes
Another perk to the star is if the ugly husband happens to have more money than she does. If he is always standing next to her, she will always be beautiful in the eyes of others. She will bask in the glow of his ugliness, and be admired for choosing such an unattractive mate
beyonce and jay-z
Sometimes, a star who is the child of a bigger star will marry someone ugly and older as a form of rebellion. She will show the world that she does as she pleases, and this makes her somehow interesting to the public. For awhile, they may even be fooled into going to her movies
kate hudson and chris robinson
She will go out of her way to play down her fresh, wholesome looks, in favor of smelling of strong body odor, thinking she will be taken more seriously in her film career.
An ugly husband can provide her with credibility in a business that before may just written her off as a giggly teen. Suddenly, she is viewed as deep and insightful, in her willingness to pledge herself to someone this ugly, she is now seen as an enigma, and a serious actor.
The celebrity herself may also be unattractive, but this doesn't matter. She is THE STAR. She sees an ugly husband as an accessory that will never go out of style. He will never say NO to her. He will go where she wants, when she wants. He will ask for nothing but to be in her presence. Such as in the case of Jordan Bratman and Christina Aguilera. He is her chauffeur, never her equal.
The ugly husband will do as he is told, and not bother the star with questions. His unconditional love will make the star seem attractive to others. He will humiliate himself, and turn over his dignity to pose for ridiculous photo shoots
The ugly husband will never tell a star she is wrong. He will never dare speak his own mind. He is there to serve her, and when the babies are screaming at night, he will run to their nursery and quiet them so as not to disturb the sleeping star The ugly husband will assure the star of her beauty, even when he thinks he cannot bear the sight or sound of her another moment. Even when she has blackheads on her ears, he will stay silent, for his suffering is further proof of his devotion. When she asks him if she has too much make-up on, or if her hairline resembles a gorilla's, he will soothe her with comforting compliments, even if he doesn't mean them.
He will plead with her adoring fans to give her some space, and protect her with his own life if need be, all the while asking nothing in return. For he is too ugly to find another, and his wife won't let him forget this.
The ugly husband will have the privilege of being seen with the star, and others knowing that he enjoys sexual intimacy with this beauty. Because no one knows that he must beg, and first complete many difficult and tiresome tasks to her satisfaction before this is so. Then, he must perform under the constant pressure of her demands, for if he doesn't, his punishment will be swift and severe.
janet jackson & jermaine dupri
The uglier the husband, the more publicity for a "not so big" star. His ugliness will actually make her more famous and popular in several ways! She will be seen as a kind person for loving someone so ugly, and they will constantly be photographed so that others can discuss how ugly he is, and why she would marry him.
brittany murphy and simon monjack
But wait.. is it possible that the star actually loves her ugly husband? Of course not, and the reason is simple. They can only love themselves, and no one must stand in the way of that
Rene' and Celine Dion
If the star feels that the ugly husband has been responsible for their stardom in any way, the star will suffer any abuse or disrespect at the hands of the ugly spouse, out of debt and gratitude. Such as in the case of Celine Dion, and her ugly old husband Rene'. Rene' has embarrassed Celine time and time again, everything from raping their servants to losing two million of her hard earned dollars in a single night at the poker table.
Sadly, Celine will stand by him, as he reminds her that she would still be living in that hellhole in Canada with her eighteen brothers and sisters if not for his business sense in marketing her at the young age of 13, even mortgaging his home to do it. For with her fame, there was a price. And the price was a lifetime of looking at his face.
Rene agreed to father a child with Celine, but only a girl, as he wanted to guide her to great stardom also. When Celine gave birth to a boy, Rene angrily insisted that the boy must always look like, and be raised as a girl. Celine had no choice but to follow his wishes
Another perk to the star is if the ugly husband happens to have more money than she does. If he is always standing next to her, she will always be beautiful in the eyes of others. She will bask in the glow of his ugliness, and be admired for choosing such an unattractive mate
beyonce and jay-z
Sometimes, a star who is the child of a bigger star will marry someone ugly and older as a form of rebellion. She will show the world that she does as she pleases, and this makes her somehow interesting to the public. For awhile, they may even be fooled into going to her movies
kate hudson and chris robinson
She will go out of her way to play down her fresh, wholesome looks, in favor of smelling of strong body odor, thinking she will be taken more seriously in her film career.
An ugly husband can provide her with credibility in a business that before may just written her off as a giggly teen. Suddenly, she is viewed as deep and insightful, in her willingness to pledge herself to someone this ugly, she is now seen as an enigma, and a serious actor.
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