Isn't it time for Ashton Kutcher to transition into manhood or something now that he just turned 30? His really lame, unfunny show, Pop Fiction, premiered on E! last night, and in case you don't already know, it's just Punk'd again (big shock) but for media and paparazzi. Last week he thinks he made "us believe that Paris Hilton was religious," and no one believed it or even cared if it was true. Oh!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! That's so funny.So this week, it's Avril Lavigne, (someone else who hasn't changed since they were 14, like Ashton) pretending to be pregnant on Robertson Blvd. Avril Lavigne is completely irrelevant in the world of music, so Avril's will do anything to make the media talk about her. (Except make some decent music, which she is incapable of doing) Hey loser? You aren't funny. Don't you and that hoarse, haggard old woman you married have enough money, oh you probably need some extra because she needs another new face, right? Why are all of your "friends" such immature losers and way younger than you?
Ashton relaxes at home in Iowa, before his big break
As a gross bonus here are Ashton and his wrinkly old stalker on the set of his movie Spread. She watches his every move on the set, and forces him to have sex with her during his breaks! He looks really excited about it too. Then, when they're "done," he returns to the set, smelling his fingers to see if he was able to wash the foul moldy old woman stench off himself.
