Heidi Montag is a Hateful Bitch

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Heidi Montag had an opportunity to talk to Us Weekly about the new "fashion line for fugs" she’s designing, but chose to use the time instead to hate on Lauren Conrad.

Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear,” she says.
NO ONE ASKED YOU TO. NO ONE ASKED IF YOU WOULD.

Flirty Heidi strikes a pose

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“She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress … When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

WHEN you were in school?

Heidi, you were in school and took Fashion Merchandising for two long weeks! You didn’t even make it through one semester before you quit to answer phones for Brent Bolthouse, and you were almost fired from that on your third day. You are the ugliest, most desperate whore ever. No everyday woman wants anything to do with the stupid shit you come up with. Go back to that hellhole town in the Colorado wilderness with your emo dad and shut the hell up. LIKE YOU'RE A DESIGNER!!!! Give me a f**king break! OMG YOU ARE UGLY.
Here is an outfit from Heidi's fun and flirty line:
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