Even Britney Isn't That Stupid


Above: Britney's reaction when asked if she recorded a duet with Heidi Montag
It turns out that the whole duet that Heidi Montag did with Britney Spears was a fraud!
Heidi and Spencer got their hands on an old demo recording of Britney's that never made it onto any of her albums.
This was Heidi's reaction when she was told of Britney's reaction to singing with her

They've been working with a lot of producers on Heidi's new album and one of them gave them the track. They decided to turn it into a duet instead of having Heidi re-record the song with just her vocals because they knew they'd get more press this way.

Heidi got a hold of a Britney Spears song and instead of just stealing the music and replacing Britney's voice with her own, she decidedly to fraudulently make it appear to be a duet,with Britster knowing nothing about it.

Why are we allowing losers like this to be famous in any way? How does it happen? Alot of these freaks come from reality tv for sure. Omarosa
BITCH PLEASE
and Jessica Simpson are sickening. What do they have to offer anyone in the way of entertainment? Has anyone else noticed the WAY Jessica Simpson talks?

Not the sound of her voice, the freakish, unnatural way her head jerks back and forth and how her neck sticks out while she's talking? Ahhhhh!!! It makes me SICK. She can't even "act" on her acne commercial! She has boobs? So what, who doesn't. She's extremely unlikable, and if not for her (then) likable husband, Newleyweds would have bombed just like everything else she has done. I saw her singing "for the troops" by accident yesterday, and her voice is horrible, and the way she warbles and makes unnecessary facial gyrations as if she's so gifted. Even the troops weren't impressed. She's completely unwatchable no matter what she's trying to do. She's not a "natural" at anything!

How about being famous just because someone in your family (who is also a freak) was famous for something by accident? AS if Brooke Hogan would be known at all without the Hulk. Ali Lohan? Hate her already and she's 13. Now, Britney's Uncle Road Kill Willie, I totally think he deserves fame, just for his name alone, and that he gives all of his exclusive interviews out of his camper that he lives in. Rumer Willis is getting ready to appear on Ashton's show, Punk'd. Oh that's right he's calling it something else. "This isn't punk'd but it really is." Bruce Willis smirks. That's the extent of his ability as an "actor."

Oh and I almost forgot, he coined the clever phrase, "Yippy Kay Ay, Mother F***er!" UGH UGH UGH. I won't go into Demi but famous only for being naked, acting and sounding like a man and being in Ghost. Now Rumer Willis, the ugliest little bitch on earth is going around thinking she's famous, and for what?

Lindsay was in a Disney movie okay she was cute then. She is never going to do anything good again. Never. Britney's career has been over for 4-5 years. She might be able to drag into the studio and grunt out some song every now and then, but her huge star status? Gone forever. Five years ago she had EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. Today she has under forty million. Bigfoot hooknose wonky eye Paris is famous for being a whore, and falling over her gigantic feet. That's it! Lots of people are way richer than her, that's not why she's famous. She made a sex tape and that's how we came to know about her. Talk about USED UP.

There is very little real entertainment anymore. Who are the real stars? The talented musicians with good music? Clay f**king Aiken?

Are you kidding me? MILEY CYRUS?? Okay there has to be some left. Right off the top of my head:
Real "Movie Stars" with talent that deserve their fame and money, and work hard:
1. Meryl Streep
2. Christopher Walken
3. Johnny Depp
4. Robert DeNiro
5. Alec Baldwin (highly underrated)
6. Ed Harris (who I find myself strangely attracted to)
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Michael Douglas
9. Gary Sinese
10. Tom Hanks
11. Kevin Spacey
12. Jack Nicholson
13. Okay, Tom Cruise can actually act, he tries really, really hard anyway

14. Samuel L. Jackson
15. Russell Crowe
16. Robin Williams
17. Anthony Hopkins
18. Val Kilmer
19. Nicole Kidman
20. Glenn Close
21. Reese Witherspoon
22. Jennifer Jason Leigh (also highly underrated)

23. Sharon Stone, honorable mention for always LOOKING LIKE a movie star Well, almost always

Worst Actors That People Think Are Cool:
1. Mike Myers
2. Nicholas Cage
3. John Travolta
4. Brad Pitt
5. Ben Stiller
6. Leonardo Dicaprio
7. Kate Hudson
8. Julia Roberts
9. George Clooney
10. Al Pacino
11. Sandra Bullock
12. Cameron Diaz
13. Renee Zellwegger
14. Katie Holmes
15. Winona Ryder
16. Drew Barrymore
17. Jennifer Maniston

Okay, enough. There are 23 movie stars. How many stupid celebrities?
Music talent? Pink Floyd, James Taylor, Counting Crows Tool, The Bee Gees, (even when there is only 2 of them), Dr. Dre, (even though it takes him 8 years to come out with a new album) Jackson Browne, REM, Rihanna is talented with good songs, that's my quick list. I hear Lindsay is "in the studio" again, can't wait. Hope her skanky old sister comes out with another holiday album or I don't know what I'll do. Can't wait for Madonna's new album too.

Hope she does another rap song about her "latte". AHHHH!!!!
THE. SPICE. GIRLS. TOUR. What's wrong with everyone!!
Alright, back to Heidi and Spencer, whose real name is Steve Sanders, by the way.

Guess he thinks "Spenc" is a more appropriate moniker for such a talent as himself. They have somehow succeeded in appearing in magazines and online almost every day. WHO CARES? Does anyone? Have you burned your J. Lo movies and Marc Anthony albums yet
?