Paris and Nicole Support Their Men's Ugly Black T-Shirt "Line of Clothing"

Nicole Richie looked pretty while at the grand opening for boyfriend Joel Madden’s new clothing line DMCA created with twin brother Benji Madden. Paris looked like a man with some horse jockey boots on. Joel is ordering Nicole back to rehab. Why, what for? She's a doting mother now, I'm certain she wouldn't jeopardize her role in society that way. She's still complaining and whining to everyone about how she hates her big, slutty boobs too. Shut up and enjoy them, you self absorbed spoiled bitch. I used to like her so much too.

Paris not only has gigantic manhands and huge, clumsy bony feet, she is pigeon toed too.