Brit and The Purple Sex Toy

Dissapointed that she was unable to keep the naughty gift, Brit was seen shopping at The Hustler Store in Hollywood for some rather unusual toys. After Papa turned Adnan away, Brit was feeling lonely. I wouldn't leave the house in that shoe and sock combo for any reason. Even for her it's a giant red flag that she may be getting worse. Look at her! Oh, and I can't make these underlines go away, I'm not doing it on purpose.
Brit told police she'd like to keep the sex toy if it was okay.

A stalker has been sending Britney sex toys along with sick pornographic notes. Brit’s security has contacted and passed the information on to the FBI.
OK! Magazine reports that Brit started receiving ‘gifts’ about 6 weeks ago. It started with just 1 package a week, but now it’s up to 2 or 3 a week. One of the packages contained a sex toy.

“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy, with the price tag on it.” Two letters came with the sex toy. One was handwritten and the other was written on a computer.
The source added, “The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch.” The letters described how they want to have sex to Brit.

The package also contained a picture perhaps of the stalker himself. OK! describes it: “Perhaps the scariest item inside the package is what some believe to be a picture of the sender — a middle-aged caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth.” Yum!

The packages to have a return address in the Minneapolis area. Prince? That's what I'm thinking. Or maybe British Brit? It seems strange she'd have a stalker when she keeps such a low profile.

Also, Daddy Spears was the one who caught Adnan cheating on his baby, then he had Brit's ugly assistant tell her the news. Adnan was turned away from Brit's house today. Score another point for Jamie, who was tired of listening to their moans and groans.