Nicole Richie is Already a ROTTEN Mother

TIP TO DUMB WHORES: QUIT HAVING KIDS YOU DON'T WANT

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s nanny must be raking in some serious overtime to watch the Hollywood party couple’s new baby, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening - “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy. Wait. Back up. Lindsay Lohan BABYSITTING?! Oh dear.
Nicole: Let's see... who to watch my new baby? Someone who is clean, trustworthy...experienced.. hmm. I know! Lindsay Lohan!"