Potato Head Thrown Out of Nightclub
Rumer Willis was kicked out of Villa nightclub last night, because her gigantic head was too distracting. Good for Villa! Why do these ridiculous freaks get to do whatever they want because their mom and dad were in a bunch of bad movies? WHO CARES? Like anyone would go to a club because Rumer Willis was there.
I saw a video of this, and she looks mad! Ha! Ha! Someone yells, "She's only 18! Why is Rumer Willis walking in here!" Then the photographers say "Is this the first time you've been kicked out of a club Rumer?"
Instead of going to clubs, she should be researching the different methods of chin reduction, or searching for a hideous new stocking cap.