Paris Hilton has been banned from attending Sunday's Oscars. Paris even spent a bunch of her daddy's money on a dress to attend the award show. Wonky was in tears when she found out she was blacklisted.
"She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."
The source went on to say that she may attend one of the after-parties, "She's tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity."
Like this fuming tramp has a drop of dignity! This is what she will wear to the Oscars to preserve her dignity. Please! "Hoping to network with film executives..." yeah, because seven people went to see your movie, Nottie! Why don't you swing by Jessica Simpson's house, pick her up and drive somewhere far away, like, I don't know.. off a cliff maybe? You are pathetic and guess what? NOT HOT. Not even close.
BONUS! Britney is wearing this to the Oscars!
