Jessica Biel is taking pictures of the paparazzi that Splash or x17 sent to cover the exciting Jessica Biel getting out of her car story. She's so ugly, boring, not cool, and wow I bet those paps were really scared when she started taking THEIR picture! (all 3 of them) I can't IMAGINE BOTHERING to take a picture of her.
She's REALLY famous and by famous I mean for f**king Justin Timberlake, because other than her shitty Adam Sandler movie, she hasn’t been too busy since Seventh Heaven fired her for being a whore in Details magazine. I wonder what her preacher father thinks of her and her homosexual relationship now, because she is a BIG TIME OBVIOUS lesbian, and everyone on earth knows that squirrely little worm Justin is a homo.
source: drunken stepfather
