"Swaps clothes with bartender?" That's the best they can do? They forgot:
sex with every man or woman she meets
sucking on morphine pops
buying (at least 3 so far) multi million dollar homes, eating taco bell there, and then staying in hotels because she "forgets" where they're located
Attacking a car with an umbrella
Getting married in Las Vegas to a "childhood" stranger
Shaving her head IN PUBLIC
Cleaning up dog poop with a $17,000 dress
Being the cause of her kids rotten teeth
Marrying Kevin Federline
Getting pregnant with two kids in a row, when she wasn't ready for one
Her WIGS! Her WEAVES! Her boots!
Her VMA performance
Her plans to disappear on stage and end up in Cuba
Her hit and run
Running over a cops foot
Almost dropping her son, but keeping a firm grip on her booze drink
