Tacky Old Woman

Why am I posting a picture of a middle aged beat down mother of six from Long Island? It's Lindsay, and I believe she's all of 21 years old. Samantha wanted her hair blonde, but then she cheated on her with flabby Mischa. "Clean" or not, gross both ways.
Speaking of tacky old ho's, here are 3 generations of them.

Lindsay stumbles through the bushes, tears blinding her eyes after seeing Samantha with Mischa