O.J.'s preliminary hearing began today in Las Vegas. O.J. is wearing some corny glasses to make him appear smart and harmless. When the jury hears the tapes of his loud, ghetto ass they won't be fooled. O.J. says he's not the least bit worried. Of course he isn't! If you chop someones head off, butcher another dude, write a book about it, and you're still playing golf, you're doing okay. What's to worry about?
