BREAKING NEWS! Britney Is A Druggie AND A LIAR



Okay, so we know that Zitney has failed 8 out of 14 drug tests. Really failed. First she tried to say it was her Provigil prescription that made the test a "false positive." Nice try. I have a crazy family member on Provigil, and it doesn't show up on a drug test as a positive. So now she's saying she tested positive because of her INHALER that she sucks on for the asthma she never had. Bad news, fatso. Inhalers don't show up positive on a drug test either. I know what's coming. Her frappucino's are the cause! That has to be it.