Paris's feet are too big for the stage.. careful, Paris!
Paris jumps on a pole every chance she gets
Paris tries to push up her boobs, but there's nothing there
Paris thinks she's sexy, but everyone was laughing.
Pidgeon toed Paris strikes a pose
You'd think she could at least dance. Paris gave the crowd a real treat when she took to the pole at NYC Marquee Club when Stars are Blind started playing. The DJ only played it because he knew it would drive her wild. She loves herself, and that corny song. She's clumsy, has no rhythym, and can't even pole dance. She recently auditioned for a small part in a lame movie, but the director said he passed because she "can't sing, act or dance." He said he thought she was joking when he saw her dance.
She's had lip injections too. What she really could use are some leg braces to straighten out her pigeon toes, a nose job, a big eye patch to cure that lazy eye, and a foot reduction. They better spray some Lysol on that pole too.
