Us Magazine showed us Lindsay Lohan at 13 next to her hideous sister Ali Lohan who is also 13. WTF? I forgot how cute Lindsay was, and, clearly "innocent," as you should be at 13. They were raised by the same self absorbed cokehead, so I wonder what the difference is? Besides the obvious, that Ali is pure hideous to look at.
She's one of Bruce and Demi's daughters! THAT would explain it. I guess it really means that girls turn into gross whores younger than they used to? I mean, IF they're going to. And if your last name is Lohan, oh, you're going to.
