Britney was in Henderson, Nevada yesterday, getting another liposuction and scheduling plastic surgery for every part of her ravaged body. I knew this was coming, as if she isn't disfigured enough.
A source close to Spears told press, “Britney rips pages out of magazines with pictures of the perfect body parts she wants. When she sees so many pictures of herself on blogs and in magazines, she just thinks they are bad pictures. ”
Another insider reports, “She is so insecure over how much her body has changed since becoming a mother. She has said she will do whatever it takes to get back to her best even if that means surgery.” Ha! Ha! Except she WON'T give up her 3,000 calorie a day frapp habit, or her drugs! She'll also continue her strict regimen of fast food too!
Bloated Brit is set to have a tummy tuck, liposuction, breast enhancement, and rhinoplasty. Additionally, she’ll also have a chemical peel on her facial skin. A NOSE JOB?! What she should really do is have AN EAR REDUCTION! Those are the nastiest, floppiest ears I've ever seen. Then she'll need someone to teach her how to act like a human being and sing. Because she's doing so well in her parenting classes.
