Matt Damon is World's Sexiest Man
Matt Damon has been named the "sexiest man alive" by People mag, an honor that has previously been bestowed twice on his pals George Clooney and Brad Pitt. The 37-year-old actor is featured on the cover of People's annual issue, on newsstands Friday. Damon, who is married to Luciana Bozan, said the honor came as a surprise. "You gave an aging suburban dad the ego boost of a lifetime," he says in a letter published in the magazine. "My nine-year-old stepdaughter now thinks I'm cool - well, cooler."
Matt Damon? Okay, he sure beats that haggard homo George Clooney. He's way better than that little acne faced midget Brad Pitt. And he is a really nice guy. Still, my vote goes to The Soup host, Joel McHale.