Rachel Ray Is Sexy?



Doing dishes is damn sexy if you're Rachel Ray



So if you put a fake body on someone, does that give them sex appeal? Everybody doesn't need to be "sexy", and clearly, everybody isn't. We all know Rachel Ray is fat, but that's not why she isn't sexy. She's just not. She's annoying, not funny, and stupid. No one on earth looks like this when they take a turkey out of the oven. Suggestively licking the chocolate spoon isn't really working for her either. Please spare us magazine layouts like this one. We know she doesn't look like that.