Jessica Looks For That Special Man


“Like, if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up on twirl him around,” she explained on The View Thursday. “I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies.”

Oh yeah, she added: “And somebody who wants to meet my grandparents immediately … if he has a cute butt, that’s all right.”

This is really deep, some pretty heavy qualifications there. Of course he'd also have to like having Papa Joe around ALL THE TIME. He would also need to like listening to some idiot blithering about nothing all day except purses
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