I can hear it now.. "And for her brilliant portrayal as a smoldering beach babe in her music video that Spencer filmed, the Oscr Goes to ...Heidi Montag!"
Why would Blender Magazine interview oily faced freak Heidi Montag? She revealed to us, (and I so wish she hadn't) that she just loves reading the Bible, and has every intention of winning an OSCAR some day. Have you seen The Hills? She can't even play the "character" of herself! All she does is whip her stringy hair around because that makes her seem so sexy. UGH. Oh, and she can't wear her "expensive" ring from Ice (Claire's) because she doesn't want to SCRATCH IT. Ha! Ha! Nice try, big nose. Oh, bad news, Heidi, your plastic surgery didn't take.
