"I know this sounds crazy, but I really cherish it when someone is mean because they are having a bad day, and they don't realize that you know Tom Cruise, so they don't alter their behavior in any way. I love it when a stewardess is nasty, I cringe when she has to come back and apologize because she didn't realize who I was."
Okay, first thing. Someone, anyone, should ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOR because some ugly crater faced loser freak who is unable to open their eyes knows TOM CRUISE? WTF?!
Then, you love it or you cringe? Which is it, make up your mind? You obviously love it that the regular people who aren't AS COOL AS YOU are FORCED to come back and kiss your ass when they find out that you were in some really lame movies.
