STFU Skank

"Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something … because I don’t think I do."

(Asslee Simpson when Ellen asked her if she was pregnant)
Oh ha ha you stupid skank. Here, let me answer that for you. No, you don't look like you've had even one "cheeseburger", or anything else for that matter. Because coke whore's don't gain weight, even when they're pregnant. They'll gain like seven pounds in the last 3 months. You can't sing, or even dance, not even a little. Your screeching and jumping up and down was old the first time you did it about 6 years ago. Of course you don't LOOK pregnant, and I wish no one would even ask you because how could anyone possibly care at all? Big mystery! Is the annoying, obnoxious no talent tramp pregnant with the emo gay man's baby?