Actor Jason Begne, who has been kind enough to speak out on Scientology, and was lucky enough to escape the creepy cult has this story, as reported by Fox News: You believe it, you invest your time and money." It's the getting out that's painful, Jason says, because people don't want to believe they've been conned. "You can't be a fool, that's too much to confront."..."In 9th grade I met this kid, my best friend...He came to my class and I said, 'You and I are going to be friends.' That's David Duchovny. My best friend. Our relationship was aversely affected by being in Scientology. He was very cool but he wasn't into it. I think his wife...I perceived that she didn't like it. And they were right. He was called a 1-1-SP. It affected our relationship."

"I started explaining to him about Xenu and the loyal officers" - a basic story from L. Ron Hubbard's stupid science fiction. "I couldn't get a third of the way through the story and we had our faces on the floor. We were laughing so hard. I mean you couldn't even talk. It's so retarded."